Light them on fire.

Whoa whoa whoa... debadging improves the look of pretty much everything from cars to shirts to refrigerators. LET THE DEBATE BEGIN.

I guess it's a good thing that EVITA SUX wasn't available?

Mostly appearance and memory. The C4, to me, defined American performance for years. That wedge shape, long hood, pop up headlights, digital dash, just everything about it strikes the right chord. I think the C5, while a leap dynamically, wasn't a leap stylistically. It looks like a C4 that was softened. I've spent…

No car is allowed two spaces. Well maybe a Ferrari. For all the other cars safety in case of fire.

did I win?

I saw this the other day.

Dude needs a swift kick in his Ayn Rand fanfic writing dick.

Second Cop, Officer McShouty, needs a hug and to switch to decaf.

This is insane. This is stupid. This is ridiculous! Why am I getting tingly in my gentelman's area? I want it so badly!

Helsink-hole in 3....2.....

PT Cruiser. Technically, it's a light truck that was designed to increase the average fuel economy of Mopar's light trucks. It also happens to be crap even by Chrysler standards.

Chevrolet SSR.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

I really gotta get into a sport where I can murder someone and just keep on playing.

Too many doors, not enough bed. How am I supposed to fit my ATV in there? Not a fan.

... Maybe.

Bubbles are a pretty solid idea.

Needs a '54 Chevy sedan in police livery chasing it.

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...