And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

Ahhh... soooo much better than Robin Daggers.

So, is this him?

Ok dick, I'll return two of them.

i enjoy pissing contests and he said she said slap fights between silly rich people doing silly things with their silly amounts money, but I would love to have seen that thing on the road Gimballing.

Also included: Complete series of M*A*S*H on VHS

good god, it is 1956!! WHAT IS THIS STRANGE GLOWING HAND-HELD DEVICE YOU ARE HOLDING? ARE YOU A COMMUNIST SPY?

Just wait until Richard Gere gets ahold of him. Then he'll really have a story for Workmans Comp.

Gee, I wonder what kind of other mustangs I could find for the same price...

F-Type R. No contest right now in my book.

Me. I would. Although the Bronco has always had a removable top. It should retain that feature.

Alternate headline:

Hyundai Fails to Dodge Ram.

So, because the guy in the blue shirt screams "Keep racing" I think we can probably guess that the Aventador was "racing." It's possible this is actually a fairly abandoned street and the person in the Lamborghini was just doing some gentle launches, which is not racing, which would make the guy in the blue shirt a…

Christ, even I feel like I died! Hardigree, I never imagined the day I would think this, but I love you, man. Thank you for this very special moment. But please everyone, Automobile isn't dead. It will be changed and that could be for the better. No one is irreplaceable. I'm just eternally grateful that I was accepted…

Man, you know what the world needs? More 911 variants.

This is. lit-ral-ly the best news I've heard all day.

Because this is 'MERICA!!! No friggin' soy milk for us. As a matter of fact, a REAL MAN would slaughter a cow right on the podium and drink blood from its still-beating heart.

Eh...i'd rather have this-