I'm with them, that jacket is fucking atrocious.

How appropriate you christened your marriage by trashing some rubber, making a lot of screeching sounds, and introducing your wife to skidmarks.

Merits of the case aside, I'm now resenting this accusation leveled at America, Land of the Brave and Home of the Free (™), that we were the source of the original complaint. Take some personal responsibility, United Kingdom, like American Hero and World Savior Ronald Reagan (™) would've done.

"Fuck you, intellectual property rights!"

Reminds me of the advice I yell at Jim Belushi while watching According to Jim. "NOW BE FUNNIER!"

I just bid on it. Now I need to convince my wife this was a sane thing to do.

Crackpipe only because it doesn't have the mandatory double-tube light bar that was/is required on 80's toyota 4x4's.

I haven't seen American steel so far up a German's ass since the fall of Berlin!

I fail to see why everyone is complaining about rollover protection... It's called duck.

She went on to set more world records, including the longest backwards walk in history. Each year in spring, she attempts to break her record, but she's of course now in her early 70s and doesn't have the endurance she once did. Still, it's a heartwarming scene. That's why I say, every spring, may April march…

On the outside its all old school matte black, like kerosene-rubbed primer. For some visual interest there is a bit of Von Dutch homage on the cowl-induction style hood, and a complimentary tramp stamp on the gate. The suspension - Ride Tech or so the ad says - has gotten the drop on the car, and it's riding on some…

ORRRRLOOOOVE!!!!!!!

Buy it. Bring a couple friends. Lift the boat off and leave it there. Enjoy cheap CJ7.

Honestly, I tried, but it was all "make a whitehouse.gov account" and I was all like "I'm drunk"

Exactly! Besides, what's the skidpad & sslalom numbers on a Duck after all?

Carjackings in South Africa are surprisingly common, by American standards, to the point that security company ADT's local website offers helpful hints and tips on what to do when you are carjacked.

Hopefully those laser headlights are more accurate than this guy's gun