King is a good storyteller but not a great writer IMHO (said the person who has yet to finish writing a novel)

Suspect vegans might kill and eat each other if it came to that.

Ugh ... James Corden. I haven’t forgiven him for Peter Rabbit. #priorities

When all the Fillmore Graves military guys were blown up at the house party, weren’t there pieces of bodies moving about by themselves in the aftermath? I don’t think the headless thing was unprecedented or inconsistent with the rules.

The sexual harassment training made me laugh so hard my cats stared at me

I also live in a pretty tiny apartment, but I have a countertop dishwasher. Its hose connects to the kitchen faucet with this funky coupling thingy. Best money I ever spent.

I made it 30 seconds into the trailer before I started crying; that doesn’t bode well for me watching this in the theatre.

I loathe the song, not from any lack of religious fervor, but because it’s not particularly insightful, original or nice to listen to. May I humbly suggest a good, old fashioned Baptist staple: “When We All Get to Heaven?” These people actually seem excited about it.

I’m a Christian but not of the evangelical variety. This song (which I can’t abide, by the way) is a particularly evangelical view of heaven and (to its knees, will it fall?) not particularly artful. I happen to love Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky,” another not-particularly-artful vision of Christianity, but…

My gripe with the Jim Carrey’s version doesn’t have anything to do with its quality - I unapologetically love some unrelentingly stupid movies - but with it’s existence. It just didn’t need to be made. I feel exactly the same way about the spate of live action Disney princess movies. Beauty and the Beast wasn’t bad;…

She has changed in small ways. At the end when she realizes that Nathaniel was talking about Trent?! being her new boyfriend and how it made him realize that Mona was good for him, she doesn’t try to explain Trent. She lets Nathaniel move-on (as far as we know now).

Rebecca’s relationship with Nathaniel is much healthier than their previous ones and they’ve both grown to be more honest and open with themselves and each other. BUT Nathaniel promised to leave the woman he’s been dating for 8 months to be with Rebecca. That’s still a little troubling to me.

Connor managed to be boring, creepy and awful all at the same time

I was banned from Rainbow Brite and Care Bears because of this weird Satanic Panic book from the 80s called Turmoil in the Toybox, which maybe my childhood church promoted. It sounds like more than a few of our parents read this or something similar, and it makes me feel slightly less itchy in my human suit that other…

Replace “mom” with “dad,” and you’ve described my childhood

I thought it was an interesting commentary on these rebooted? continued? seasons when Scully says at the end “I want to remember how it was ... I want to remember how it all was.” I hear ya, Morgan.

I found that by taking it as a parody of an X-files episode - it’s got EVERYTHING: alien conspiracy, syndicate, alien babies, global pandemic - I actually enjoyed the hell out of it. By laughing hysterically ... “With science!” was the biggest laugh line of the whole thing. Also, I would pay good money for Mulder and…

This is what I remember most vividly from Summer Vacation - the Deliverance possums

Unpopular opinion: I hate Adam Scott in everything, so I’d be really happy for him to never appear again in anything I watch. And I don’t know why I feel that way, either

In a clinic I did in law school, I had to watch all my court appearances afterwards with my supervisor, and before that I recorded myself teaching and watched back my lessons. It is GHASTLY. I totally get not watching your own performances. Unless an actor bashes what they were in (which I think is a bit tacky), I…