Honesty I'm so sick and tired of this divorce. WHO GIVES A FUCK!

I'm a professional equestrian, so I got horseshoes on the top of my feet. Top comments "are you a colts fan?" & "shouldn't those be on the bottom?"

D:<

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....…

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

Um, did we have sex? If so, and I'm sorry to tell you, the sex was bad. Really very bad. Don't get me wrong though, I'd have sex with you again, but that's only because bad sex is better than no sex. If you live in the PNW, we should make it happen (again).

Doesn't look like she gives a damn about cultural appropriation or even plagiarism. What to do

THIS.

UMMM more importantly lizzie mcguire's new video dropped last night!

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

Okay mine is kind of gross and probably definitely not going to win, but it is the story of how I lost my virginity.

*Sigh*

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

... no mention of the holocaust. he's dressed up like hitler.