pegacorn.

Emma Watson, check, Cumberbunny, check...I can only assume the only reason why this image wasn't mentioned is because it's getting its own post?

Emma Watson:

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Yeah, McConaughey, let's make sure we keep the spirit of the 1930s alive when it comes to race relations.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

WAIT. What is "poop watered."

Again unclear on why any of this precludes a person from being sexually assaulted.

I don't know anything about Channing Tatum other than his abs/arms but he always seems like a sweet guy under the guns. I just want to make him some soup and tell him it's going to be OK.

Yeah, it's a joke about how women's magazines/women's media are shitty to fat women.

I really hate this dress.

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

I think the joke was at the expense of dumb media "for women" that's weird about fat women.

During his initial campaign for governor, Walker made it clear that he wanted to outlaw abortion even as a life-saving measure. That's right. He thinks that women who are violently hemorrhaging because their pregnancy has gone hideously wrong should be forced by law to die. Because he is a piece of shit.

• Ryan Murphy and his husband had a baby boy! If the kid's anything like the other things Murphy creates, he will start off strong and be all over the place by year three.

I got married. (No, seriously, I married my first husband so that I could have sex. What on earth was I thinking??)