Meh. Idiot.

Keep it classy, asshole.

Color you stupid.

Got any funny jokes?

Shut up, idiot.

Yeah. That’s great advice. I bet you look awesome.

Good Lord. It’s almost as if you’ve never watched a nuanced television show before. I guess you’re a fan of long exposition and constantly being beaten over the head with people reminding you of what’s going on. Then you close out your article with an unwarranted, snarky swipe at Sleigh Bells. Are you a Gawker alum?…

Did you used to write for Gawker, or are just copying their hacky and unfunny opening line of “(Snarky insult) and (Snarky insult) (Insert Name)...?” Let me try - “Boy band haircut aficionado and dad leather jacket wearing Sean O’Neal...” Hey, that’s not hard at all! No wonder you do it!

So why did you post? Get a life you dumb twat.