I have to admit your perfectly crafted bit of ignorance trolling has put me in a tight rhetorical spot. My immediate response is: you’re just a schmuck who doesn’t realize that Keith Haring is really well known. I mean, Uniqlo keeps churning out clothes in its Haring line. (I’m guessing there’s a good chance that you…

This is one of those comments that transcend the fiction/non-fiction distinction. Just having read it and imagined it as possibly having happened suffices and is its own form of truth.

Please tell me that says "milt" rather than "milf." I enjoy the idea of New Jersey getting off on fish roe videos.

And then Bryon Russell's son's penis fell down.

No, this is how you make an omelette:

Having grown up in L.A., I know just enough profanities in Spanish to declare: pinches putas.

Hurry, tell your mom to get on the reality TV bandwagon! Now's her chance!

"The discovery was particularly shocking as the officers had expected merely to find some junk in the trunk."

@WebPillar: I hope your response is some sort of joke performing exactly the kind of procedure I described in my original comment. Declaring a statement does not make it true. Neither does the proviso "believe it or not."

I tried watching some of this and couldn't stomach too much of O'Reilly. But I did realize why he's so popular. He declares things to be true and then refers to poll numbers to suggest that most American agree with him. This basically seems to be the epistemology of the American right.