As an aside, you're an idiot.

We feel the same way after any of your articles, Burke.

Post a picture of your stupid face. Let's see what you look like, big talker.

Please explain why this is supposed to be funny.

I think you should stop writing stupid posts, cunt.

"I use the word 'fuck' a lot because it makes my writing appear 'edgy.' I'm a hollow shell of a human." -Drew Magary

Remember when Gawker revealed the term "writer" to be just as hollow and fraudulent as you always assumed it was?

Not even close to being funny, douchebag.

Or not, since The Oatmeal is only funny to people who themselves aren't funny.

You mean "to speculate irresponsibly."

Gay.

There is nothing funny about your name or your post.

Look at me! I love exploiting someone's privacy for no reason other than it's titillating at it advances my pathetic career!

That's OK. You're also a hoax, Timothy Burke.

What makes you think you know a goddamn thing about football?

Thus proving that Timothy Burke only works for the second hackiest American publication.