Here’s a crazy idea: Message the person who didn’t credit you and ask them to. Lunacy, I know.

You are acting out my description of millennials to a tee.

When did I ever claim an instant permanent was wrong because it’s a surprise or something? I just said it’s harsh. I believe in forgiveness, but then again, I’m not an angry jerk who hates life, ice cream, and puppies.

Well articulated, fellow Internester.

It’s a hallmark of good satire if many are fooled into thinking it’s valid. Also, if your intention is for LESS people to see this, then you might want to take this down. Thanks for exposing me to this gem tho.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Satire

This. If there’s any cheating going on in Heroes of the Storm, then I haven’t noticed it. But AFK-ers and intentional feeders are out in droves. Where is Blizzard’s unrelenting justice there?

Your second point is what I’m having trouble understanding about their behavior. If I were a grocer and a customer tells me they’re buying this basket of tomatoes to throw them at people in the park, I’d be like, “Whatever, as long as your card goes through, bro.”

ikr, forgiveness is bad for you. Better to stew in bitterness over how much you hate them.

You have dozens of replies, and not a damn one appears to be somebody who is even addressing your main idea/theme. You are right: Millennials (and I had the misfortune of being born one) are a bunch of obnoxious sheep who are incapable of layered thought. Just because you aren’t hopping on the mob’s hate-wagon and…

Good job giving their otherwise obscure game free press though.

Nothing sexist here.