The bike was all like “Bro I said GET OFF ME!”

Install paint guns in the trunk, an ice cream truck horn, and masquerade around as the world’s worst police officer.

It’s like if Homer Simpson decided to build a drift car.

People whining about the aesthetics of a front plate is honestly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen an adult do.

Hey, I just slept with you

Cool story. let me just tell you i dont care about your comment or anything. 

I sold a 1998 white Type SH in similar condition with less miles last fall for $3000, CP.

Thanks everyone for the feedback on the change of poll tool. Based on the responses, we’ll be going back to the OG poll tomorrow.

“The ______ is a car for secretaries.” That continues to be the laziest insult in the car world. So was the Nissan 240SX. Or the Celica. Or the Eclipse. In the case of the Celica and the Eclipse, you needed to pay more for the correct engine. In the case of the 240SX, you needed to move to Japan for the correct engine.

Yeah, fuck this monkey business. 

About how I feel about the switch to Survey Monkey...

Same. On plus side, I didn’t get to sign up tips@jalopnik.com for anything since the Newsletter pop-ups stopped, so that’s nice. 

I can’t see the results of the survey after voting, which sorta stinks.

I took the pole, I mean... I answered the question.

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

If only they would have implemented Android Auto, I would have purchased one more car and saved his job ...

If you're the kind of simpleton that likes honking off to military shit, sure.

Just don’t try to split a car.