A tale of two Q’s. My wife bought me a pre-owned ‘15 Q50s Hybrid in gorgeous charcoal with the matching wheels as an anniversary gift last year. Before you young Funketeers start talking trash, I rarely drive up a tank of gas a month as I am retired, so I’m just cruisin’ around to 7/11 for a Double-gulp. “Sport…

We had a Ford Country Squire wagon. I loved it. Especially the rumble seat that no one would sit in besides me. My mother would have been in heaven in a Honda Odyssey with five kids, and I can’t even get my daughter-in-law to talk about minivans with their quickly growing fam. She has a ‘15 Mazda CX-9 which is…

I have a neighbor who stands outside “smokin’ butts” and judges the way the block parks their cars. “They have a fuckin’ DRIVEWAY and both of their cars are on the street! Back in Boston, we would have already fucked up BOTH of their cars!” Of course, Massholes beat the shit out of each when they WIN. 

Dontcha know? We are being “gaslighted.” It’s the “WHITE” thing to do!

You mean, we have to add, “Playing Basketball While Black” to the mile long list of all the other shit we cannot do and be Black at the same time? 

The symbol means whatever the user wants it mean. I have had that sign flashed at me by white people from joggers to white boys in trucks. Just a couple weeks ago, I was pumping gas when a MAGAt red hat rolled down his window, gave me the “double ok” called me a “nigger” and drove off. Was he telling me to “have a…

OMFG! That’s one of the things my masshole neighbor said to me when I sent him this clip! “When our teams lose we even hate ourselves!” LOLZ!

Out here in San Diego we have a lot of massholes and chowds. My masshole neighbor moved out here from Shrewsbury 9 years ago. I sent him this clip, and he texted me back, “Why the fuck do you think I moved out here? The women are WORSE!”

I was stationed at Great Mistakes twice. I tried my best. Shit-cago is one of the three worst places I spent time in 15 years in the military. Segregation and racism like the South. CPD is the KKK. Is there a Illinois Governor who ISN’T in jail? And Wrigley Field? It took one visit to figure out the “vibe.”

I’m a motorcyclist. We give that “wave” to other motorcyclists. “You get it!” We may soon have to do that for drivers of the sedan. I drive a gorgeous gunmetal Q50S in a town full of SUV’s including numerous, and hideous, Bentley and Porsche station wagons on stilts. Last time I had my baby detailed, she got all the…

I haven’t been on a plane since ‘07 and I get daily reminders why I have no desire to ever do it again. Spam in a can. 

Imagine. A Democrat comes in and saves your failing industry. Your response is to vote for the Republicans. And since they are Republicans,your factories start closing, your jobs leave the country. And you start blaming everyone but the motherfucker who voted for this. Again. YOU. I have absolutely no sympathy for…

I own a ‘15 Q50 with the Active Trace Control, and Distance Control along with all the other tech goodies. I drove from San Diego to Visalia on New Year’s Day. Anyone who has driven the 99 knows the road rarely bends significantly anywhere between Bakersfield and Visalia. I set the ATC/DC, let go of the steering wheel…

Both touch screens in my Q50 work the first time, every time. Just a soft touch, “beep” and we’re done. It even swipes the first time. I keep the screens clean and I have no issues.

The people who buy this behemoth have to get the trick where the X7 backs out of a parking space in the exact opposite direction of that which you pulled in to the space. 

Last February my wife purchased a 2015 Infiniti Q50S Hybrid in gunmetal as a 20-year “Thanks for putting up with my crazy ass”anniversary gift. 23k miles on the clock and every safety gadget and luxury item Infiniti has in their quiver (direct connect steering/active lane control/front collision, etc.) and it was used…

My neighbor is a 44-year-old white Masshole who voted for Individual 1. My neighbor suffers from the same lack of self-awareness as any other Trumpanzee. My neighbor actually complained to me about not getting his tax return at the usual time. I just don’t waste my breath on them anymore. 

My Masshole neighbor was just waiting for me to come outside yesterday so he could walk out in his favorite Brady jersey, “smoke a butt” and wait for his “coronation” because “we won.” I talked to him about everything BUT the SB. He stood there waiting for me to acknowledge “his” greatness. I walked back inside. “We?”…

I’m old school and my whip has to look good out of the crate, and that is an ugly car that someone slapped an Ipad in. I’m not mad at Tesla, make that money. That was supposed to be a 35k car for the “regular guy” and the unreliable crates are flying off the lot for more than twice that. And you wondered how we got…

The rich, white Catholics sent their brats out in MAGAt hats to “harass the peasants” with the full support of the adults in charge. They even had a PR firm at the ready to defend them. And Savannah Guthrie interviewing the little bitch, without his MAGAt hat, completes the okey-doke. Kid is your next SCOTUS.