My father had one of those. I called it, “The Tuna Clipper.” Every time I saw him parking the thing I made the sound of tug boats signaling each other (my old man was in the Navy) and I was very pleased with myself. Until he kicked me out of the car.

Electric cars with “turbos” and “muscle car” monikers is about as sad as it gets. Then again, America makes a habit of lying to itself. 

Whatever. Say “hi” to Herman Cain for me. 

The Taycan is hideous, soulless, and way overpriced. Going Electric is an absolute necessity to save our planet. That doesn’t mean I cannot lament the passing of the beautiful sound of the Internal Combustion Engine in proper tune. RIP. 

These people want to drive a “TESLA.” Ugly, poorly assembled, an interior with all the personality of your office elevator. As with the hideous Urus, Bentayga, BMW/Merc SUV/CUV/WTAF models, and every-single-Porsche SUV needs to see a dentist, people want you to see their BADGE. The BIGGER the BETTER.

Those cyclists were told to have their liberals asses out of town by sundown or “get the coal.” 

The ugliest Monte Carlo ever built is “cool.” Ok, then. 

Thanks for the chuckle! Since the American public is already buying ugly metal for six figures, it doesn’t matter what that pathetic sow looks like as long as that hideous beast has the propellor on the front. It’s ugly. And the author knows it. 

Willingness to make ugly wheels, much less ugly “cars”, in order to get attention is easy when you can sell someone an absolutely hideous SUV for six figures. All shoppers see is a giant badge.

The School Bus. A yellow, snot-filled, sniffling, projectile cough machine on it’s **best day** is losing drivers because they are being required to protect themselves and the children they transport. Isn’t that what they signed up for. 

Hideous vehicle. That Americans are spending six-figures for a misshapen lump that needs a dentist in the worst way tells you all you need to know about “driving the badge.” 

The number of people driving that hideous Tesla with the smiles on their faces tells you it’s the badge. Ugly. The interior has all of the personality of your hospital elevator and the build quality needs no further comment. Suckers. 

My son has a deposit on a Maverick to use in his business. He’s pretty excited about all the neat features on the truck. 

So. After saying he was “no longer supporting Trump”
after a recent outrage, Geraldo is right back to sucking 45's sputum. 

A slap on the back gets ten bullets and the cop gets a walk. You wonder why the fuck we kneel? You wonder why cops are eating their own guns? They keep putting up the Blue Wall to cover for this shit and they cannot take the shame. You continue to see why so many people feel no sympathy when cops get taken out, and…

The Dolphins owner throws fundraisers for Trump. I hope the Dolphins lose every game while that scumbag owns the team. 

BMW will sell a lot of these. Nothing says “look at me” like the gigantic grille in your face. Or your rearview mirror. Remember when Audi got the Big Grille treatment and people suddenly noticed their cars? Say what you will about the Lexus RX and being chased down the freeway by the Predator, or having Battlestar…

What is most embarrassing, is that people continue to put their trust in the likes of Donald J. Trump. 

Shit-aly. Where they are so afraid of those large nostrils staring back at them, 23&me had to shut down operations in the boot. Besides soccer cheating scandals, racism and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness, what is Shit-aly actually bringing to the European Soccer landscape? Serie Blah is a weekly matchup of the…

Is the key fob that “heavy?” I walk up to my Infiniti with the fob in my pocket, touch the door handle and my car unlocks. Instead, I should fumble with my cell to get to the proper app to unlock my car? The Human Race is your best entertainment value!