My Masshole neighbor was just waiting for me to come outside yesterday so he could walk out in his favorite Brady jersey, “smoke a butt” and wait for his “coronation” because “we won.” I talked to him about everything BUT the SB. He stood there waiting for me to acknowledge “his” greatness. I walked back inside. “We?”…

I’m old school and my whip has to look good out of the crate, and that is an ugly car that someone slapped an Ipad in. I’m not mad at Tesla, make that money. That was supposed to be a 35k car for the “regular guy” and the unreliable crates are flying off the lot for more than twice that. And you wondered how we got…

The rich, white Catholics sent their brats out in MAGAt hats to “harass the peasants” with the full support of the adults in charge. They even had a PR firm at the ready to defend them. And Savannah Guthrie interviewing the little bitch, without his MAGAt hat, completes the okey-doke. Kid is your next SCOTUS. 

I worked in the San Diego media for 10 years and got to know Maffei a little bit. He was a regular on the shows I produced and he has been a fixture around the local media scrum forever. Different cat. Nice guy. Not surprised at all that voted like he did. It makes me chuckle. Everyone called him “Fei”, and I called…

I don’t hate the scooters. I understand why people love the things. As a human being I can dig it. As a life-long motorcyclist, watching folks dart in an out of moving vehicle traffic on an electric scooter that may lose what little power it has at any moment, helmet-less, beach-clothing-flip-flops-hard-asphalt?…

Verrrrrry pretty! Just watched it again!

You know she’s doin’ a brother on the DL, don’t you? Just wait. 

I have read that 53% of educated white women voted for Trump. I actually know three that did. I keep reading threads where the women who have accused Cosby of violating them are being ripped to shreds by other women. I have four sisters. My little sister was molested by one of my best friends and I damn near killed…

You might want to stop voting for sexual predators for POTUS? It kind of empowers sexual predators to hire more sexual predators. In your faces. I know several white women who voted for Trump. None of them are rich and their husbands are pricks. I guess you like that? 

The only burger I will eat at McDonald’s is the double Qtr. w/cheese. I get the large combo. I have to really want that meal because the franchise is run by three women who smile only with their mouths. The Wendy’s double is my favorite, however, the Carl’s Jr. double sliders are amazing! When my wife likes a…

You cannot use your cell phone at dinner because it is rude and disturbs the other diners.

97-year-old unwashed, unshaven pussy hanging over the shit bucket at the Colosseum in Rome on a triple-digit summer day while on her period.

Someone, somewhere, needs to make a “Press Box Assholes Hall of Fame.” I spent a few years in the sports radio business and plenty of time in the press box/dining rooms of several stadiums and Wilbon is a top 5 asshole. No one knows SHIT but Wilbon and his “fuck the fans” is grounds for a face slap. Is Wilbon the…

Do they at least get the rest of their cock back after they take the truck? 

My sympathy for any cop shot in the line of duty has turned into karma. They get away with murdering one of us, someone is coming for one of them, somewhere, somehow. 

I left the church a long time ago and nothing I saw during that broadcast made me want to return. The hypocrisy is just mind-numbing. Topping the list was the assault on Grande, not just by that Pastor, but by the typically judgemental “come as you are” crowd in the pews. There they are chipping their teeth about the…

The best part of getting older is having absolutely no fucks left to give. Dead? Sheeeeeit. McCain wrote a last “fuck you” to Cheeto, made sure the world knew Mango Mussolini was NOT invited to his funeral, and since he probably doesn’t like Pence anymore than he likes 45, he just sent the invite for “hate’s sake.”…

Cooking Liver and Onions correctly takes skill and patience. One way or the other you are going to fuck it up. I love L&O, but I love the Chicken Livers even more. Easier to deep fry without the panic of overcooking. Onion, garlic, bacon. All good! 

We own a gold 2013 Juke that is my wife’s daily driver. She absolutely loves the car. “It’s so ugly, it’s cute!” It perfectly fits my 4'11" (when she gets up and stretches in the morning) wife and it has serious balls and quickness in traffic. I used our Juke to Uber for six months and it never failed to wow the women…

Every single person that puts on the uniform puts their lives on the line to protect you. And they don’t even know you. And they do it even though they know there are threads where people actually have the stones to criticize them for trying to make a difference.....from the comfort of their keyboards. Despite reading…