Little kid-me is kinda jealous. I know that no one’s perfect, but you honestly seem like the best mother all around. You & your daughter are going to have such an incredibly strong bond and she's going to be well ahead of her future classmates. 

Don't do it. There's far better ways for your crush to play out than this version. If you go about it this way you'll run the risk of seriously fucking up your entire life.  

Pop Tarts! So many childhood memories just came rushing back. I'll bet that it’s been 30 years or more since I’ve had (or even thought about) a pop tart. Maybe I'll pick some up when I stop at the grocery tomorrow. 

Our son got me an air fryer a month or so ago and so far it seems kind of stupid to me. It’s bulky and it has no home, apparently some things will take less time, while others will take longer, but at a lower temperature. It seems kinda like “throw all of your recipes and/or instructions away and just sort of wing it…

And don’t forget that you can usually substitute plain yogurt for sour cream (if you don’t have sour cream). 

I like to add some peanut butter to my ramen noodles. I find that peanut butter makes almost everything better better as a general rule. 

I heard that “a lot of people are saying” that she didn’t graduate and “a lot of people are saying” always seems to be good enough for Little Donny.  

I grew up in southeastern Pennsylvania. I then spent several years working in the rock music industry and visited convenience stores all across the U.S. Nothing else even comes close to Wawa. Now I live in Toronto and my job requires me to be on the road every day.  I miss Wawa so much. 

There are also lots of Wawas now in FLORIDA.  

Sheetz  is actively trying to kill your husband, as well as all of their other customers.  Divorce him now. He can go marry a Sheetz worker if he wants to be asked about mozzarella sticks. 

Everything about Sheetz is garish & horrible. It’s the white trash Trump Tower of convenience stores. Wawa is quality. Classy & wonderful. 

You can ALWAYS cross the border if you know the right spots. 

Here in Canada that $130,000 hospital bill would have cost you $75, but only if you wanted the private hospital room. It would have been free if you were willing to share.  

Even though you’re 99% correct regarding surnames, there’s certainly examples of names just changing much more recently. When my wife’s parents were married (approximately 80 years ago) the legal record incorrectly added 3 letters to the beginning of her father’s last name and it’s been the family’s legal name ever…

They will not shut up.  100% guaranteed.  They are a cult, not unlike the most diehard Trump supporters. I suspect that there's quite a bit of crossover in a Venn diagram showing those 2 groups.  

Release the Mustache Cut ! Featuring Cavill’s “super-stache” & introducing John Bolton as new supervillian “War Mustache”.  Stache battles stache to determine the future of all humanity.  

No, there will be a Snyder Cut there as well. What do you think is going to be on an endless loop in hell? 

You’ve obviously not spent your entire life underwater. Please support my xylophones for lobsters project.  

If it makes you happy, I’m okay with all future DC movies having an octopus playing drums. 

I’m holding out for the Snyder Cut of the entire Three’s Company TV series.