*Hulking Awesome (c'mon, you know an inexplicable crossover could only make it better). 

I believe that Fisher somehow thought that both he & his character would become as big as Robert Downey Jr & Iron Man. Fisher has now become someone that I would never cast for any project. Who needs the drama? 

I’m pretty sure that I watched the theatrical version twice via streaming, but I can’t be 100% positive because I can’t remember a goddamn thing about it. I think that I watched it the second time just to confirm how uninteresting it was. Someday I’ll probably hate-watch the Snyder Cut (for free, because I refuse to…

Okay, that makes much more sense. 

For some reason or another I seem to think that you’re either in the southern U.S. or possibly the midwest, so I’ve got to ask for details on the Canada story. Your father had a favourite bar in Canada? I feel like I should try to stop at that bar if I ever get a chance. I love the idea that an otherwise random place…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

True, but our dogs love it. We put it on for them whenever we have to leave them alone in the house for a little bit.  

For some reason or another, my brain first read that sentence as "an adult diaper White House kit". 

I was kinda joking at first, but I’ve realized how much fucking money they would bring in if they put up BTS statues. They’re like the biggest act on the entire planet. Tons & tons of tourism dollars.

I’m unsure as to just how many there actually are, but I know that there's definitely a whole lot of dudes in that K-pop sensation BTS. 

Semi-sweet, mind you (the same as the chocolate chips). Anyone who would eat unsweetened chocolate is truly a monster. 

They also ran this campaign in Canada about 10 years ago and it was incredibly successful, with people claiming that the "diamond" shreddies tasted better than the square ones. 

Just go eat the baking chocolate and/or chocolate chips if you're that desperate.  Personally, I like to smother the baking chocolate with peanut butter beforehand and then eat it with a glass of milk.  

Seriously. So I can patent or copyright a shape now? And it’s not an unusual shape, such as a star or a hexagon, it’s a fucking square! I’d be curious to see exactly just what is protected. Can Milka now make theirs a centimeter larger (or smaller)? Or are all squares now protected forever? I personally feel that…

It’s a European thing. Lotsa different flavors. Some are okay, but I’m not sure if any of them are great. Now I’m wondering just how big the regular sizes of German chocolate were at the time? I think it’s the Americans who finally got the idea of portable chocolate down to a real science.

Trump’s an idiot. What does he think is going to happen to his support as soon as a 40-something “regular” white mom gets severely injured or killed? Becoming more extreme doesn’t get Trump even one additional vote. However, if he became 50% more liberal tomorrow he wouldn’t lose any of his existing cult (because they…

Or his taxes. 

I’m actually wondering if he memorized those 5 words just for this interview. They would be particularly easy to teach someone to remember. In Trump’s brain: 1) who am I talking to? PERSON. 2) what types of people are there? WOMAN, MAN. 3) what am I looking at? CAMERA. 4) why is the camera here? TV.

Chilled pumpkin pie is pretty much the greatest breakfast ever. 

Just send him ANYWHERE that isn't in North America & I'll feel better. Maybe not Russia though, I could definitely see Putin setting up a Trump TV show just to fuck with western democracies.