Kermit is a frog name.

Nico is an awesome name for a dog. I’m laying her in bed with Riley & Kai (okay, so I really call him Kai Kai 90% of the time). They’re sister & brother & they're both very happy with their names, but they’re willing to consider letting you use them because you’re at least 2,000 miles away from where we live.

I second the name of Peanut.  

Penelope can very easily become Penny. 

I’m thinking Alex, but I couldn't possibly explain why.  

Unless you’re incredibly wealthy, it’s still a bit of a process to move to Canada legally. Your girlfriend could sponsor you, but you might need to get engaged or married first. It also helps if you have some sort of specialized skill or degree. What's your work experience? My boss owns a number of businesses in the…

Okay, fair enough, it’s just that as a U.S. citizen I tend to get fairly defensive when it comes to speaking up for my adopted homeland. Almost everything here is better than in the U.S., although the postal service definitely sucks (when compared to USPS) & the beer is far too expensive.

You’re 100% full of shit. Canada doesn't have a trade embargo with Cuba like the U.S. does. There's plenty of Cubans (such as my next door neighbours), Cuban foods, Cuban rum, & lots of readily available Cuban cigars in Canada.  

That golf course isn’t just going to brief itself you know. It requires the presence of the President of the United States of America. Seriously though, I do wish that Trump had played golf with Kim Jong Un. Wasn’t it his father, Kim Jong Il who claimed to have played golf only once, shooting 18 perfect holes in one?…

While I’d vote for a Cyberman over a Jar-Jar Binks (for a statue that is, not an invasion), they might not have had the time, tools, or talent which would be required to make the necessary modifications. Fire is always an easy & affordable solution for those times when you really need to destroy something rather quickl…

I think that it’s probably for the best if the statues are first removed by a crane and placed within a cordoned off area where they can either be hit by a wrecking ball or a jackhammer or by properly equipped individuals with sledgehammers or drilled & filled with explosives or covered in various destructive chemical…

Unfortunately, almost all of the better statue destroying methods are dangerous when done with a crowd.

Thank you for this. I understand everyone’s frustration at the bad white people trying to use the stage name of the not very successful Black singer, but all parties involved in this are being ridiculous. She would be receiving zero interest in this story if not for the racial aspects involved. I know of many different…

Personally, I'm fine with Debutante Pavilion, but here’s some more options anyway: 

I agree that the racist optics in this particular instance are horrible, but the “same name” thing has happened plenty of times in the music industry and the $10 million dollar demand is ludicrous (I’m guessing that she’s using an attorney without any experience in a situation like this). I’m personally acquainted…

We only ever had one in the town where I grew up in SE Pennsylvania. I think that there might also be one in a gas station there now. I’ll have to check the next time that I’m in the U.S. I’m hoping that it’ll be safe to visit my mother there by June 2021.

Lots of people here are slagging Dunkin's donuts, but honestly Krispy Kreme's are the most hideous donuts ever created. 

You must be in New England then. 

Please understand that the wearing of the burkha in Saudi Arabia is much more of a CULTURAL practice (which is pushed by a single royal family) than it is a truly religious practice.  Only a very tiny percentage of the world's Muslim women wear a burkha. A much more significant quantity of Muslim women wear a hijab…

I also want any future president to be smarter than me, but even if they aren’t, I want them to at least have enough critical thinking skills to be able to select the most competent staff & experts. There have been some great CEOs whose only real skill has been their ability to properly select & manage their…