YOU might choose to consume your large space frog whole (if you so desire), however I’ll consume my large space frog any which way I that I want to. 

I've just realized that there will be entire museum exhibits dedicated to the covid-19 pandemic (& Trump's incompetent response) several decades from now.  This era will also be thoroughly dissected in all future public health university programs.  

It would actually be really good for America if a high profile, non-elderly, close associate of Trump were to get the lethal form of covid-19. It would seriously hurt their denials and also fuck with Trump's psyche. 

I’m pretty sure that QAnonis just something Putin does for fun whenever he's been seriously hitting the vodka. It's absurdist performance art. 

I think that all of the FBI agents whom I met at my (FBI agent) cousin's funeral would strongly disagree with this jackass's "knowledge of criminal profiling". 

They were searching for her for a year. Are you suggesting that the prosecution didn’t have enough time to prepare their case? A year is plenty of time for some good trial prep. I think that there might also be some interest in getting all of the Trump dalliances into the public record prior to November and I don't…

There are a million other things wrong with the U.S. system, but I did like being able to vote for a reasonable & effective member of a party that I didn’t support to be able to represent me at the local level, while at the same time being able to select a different party’s candidate for president. Of course my…

I’m an American living in Canada & I wish that the voting for the Prime Minister was completely separate from the voting for my local MP. Sometimes there are good local candidates who belong to parties whose leader I don't want to have running the country.  Also, sometimes there are really shitty local candidates who…

Turtles are okay.  

You should never let your cereal get too soggy. 

I’m not 100% certain about December 25th, but you’ll usually discover that the dates on which most Christian holidays are celebrated have little to do with when things actually happened. If you search the history of the Roman Catholic church you’ll find that the holiday dates were usually assigned to overlap with…

Peanut butter makes almost everything better! It is truly one of humanity’s greatest achievements. 

I understand completely. Look, there’s PLENTY of things in my own past that I will never admit to online (even on largely anonymous Jezebel). Maybe I’d tell you some of them face to face (over a few beers), that is as long as you’re not employed by any government agency.

The bonfire in your story sounds familiar to me. Did this happen in the area of Princeton, New Jersey? 

This also happened to me once. My ex was having a graduation party on one of the hottest days of the year and I was running around like crazy beginning the first thing in the morning. Tables, chairs, prepping & cooking for a whole bunch of people whom I barely knew. I don’t know what time I had started drinking, but…

Your small town sounds somewhat similar to mine. There was a time when it wasn’t all that unusual for certain people to wake up only to discover that they’d been locked in at our local bar. Sometimes the cleaning staff would wake them up the next morning. One of our friends once woke up there on Christmas morning. 

It looks as if no one has asked how & why he had industrial grade explosives in the first place? My friend Adam once bought an old U.S. Army Corps of Engineers dynamite plunger off of some guy selling junk in NYC. That caused some interesting conversations whenever we'd get pulled over by the cops (which was pretty…

We don't want anyone from the U.S. right now because covid-19 is running crazy down there. We're trying to control it up here. We're not even doing that great of a job of it, but it's a 100x better than what most of the U.S. is doing. 

I transferred to Canada (via my employer) just over 12 years ago and it’s probably the greatest thing that I’ve done in my life. It’s not a simple thing to do though. Do you have any specialized skill set or graduate degree? (a pediatric cancer nurse will have an easier time immigrating than a McDonald's fry cook…

I’m now thinking that your commenter here might just be a new troll account that I’ve never seen before. There’s no acceptable defense of Cheese Wife’s husband.  He behaved like an entitled self-righteous douchebag and he will reap what he's sown.