Look, I’m sorry if this exact same thing has happened to you, but Melissa’s husband & you (assuming that you're not one & the same person) should always try to follow this simple rule: "If you don't want people to treat you like a douchebag, then don't behave like a douchebag." Social media & the internet are far too…

I've never had any unusual fetishes before, but if your feet taste like Swiss cheese.....

I think that you’re lucky to be “more anonymous” instead of “less anonymous”. This will only hurt you if someone that you barely knew from 20+ years ago is trying to see what you’ve been up to (and you actually want them to find you). I know there’s been a few times in my life when I’ve done exactly that for people…

I don't think that I know anyone with a July birthday.  What sign does that make you? (I know that it seems like I could just go & Google that, but it causes all kinds of headaches on my phone if leave Jezebel & then try to return, so I try not to leave once I'm here)..

1) Your little human is adorable.

Every country has a lot of bad shit in their history and Canada is no exception to that rule (especially with whole residential schools thing). Having said that, modern-day Canada actually is something of a multicultural wonderland. There’s a reason why several European countries have sent members of their government…

SO fucking powerful.  Tears to my eyes.  

Thank you for posting this.  I don't know if I ever would've encountered it otherwise.  I'll be passing this one on to those I know. 

Don’t attack me everybody, but I honestly can’t wait until I don’t have to check up on U.S. politics 6 times a day. Pre-Trump, everything seemed pretty stable, even when there was a President whom I largely disagreed with. Some good things would happen, some bad things would happen, some idiotic things would happen,…

Me too! 

Thank you! I truly appreciate this. I once heard a school teacher (who was American born to Chinese immigrant parents) pronounce it almost the same way that you'd pronounce Ted Nugent's last name and I thought to myself that there's no way that could be correct.  

I’m thinking that that’s a dude who loves McKinley, for sure. You can just tell by the way they express themself.

Until you had mentioned this, I had forgotten that I am also the only one with my name on the entire planet, which is kinda weird because even though my first name is uncommon, pretty much every one in the English speaking world is familiar with it and my last name is a standard word in both French & German. But if…

Agreed, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of star-fuckers out there, as well as plenty of people who will take advantage of any situation that presents itself. I used to know a guy named Greg who only vaguely resembled a major country singer. Once while on holidays a hostess at a club approached Greg’s…

Almost no one (outside of the U.K.) even knows who Arthur Lee was. Of those who do, almost no one is familiar with or owns a copy of that album. Thank you for brightening my day. I will now follow your posts.

I keep my pantry next to my apple orchard.  That way I can have both pants & apples whenever I like. 

She might also have been sexually assaulted by a “Justin Bieber” who was just not actually THE Justin Bieber. You’d be shocked by how many times people who don’t really look identical to celebrities are approached by “fans”. Sometimes these not-really-lookalikes are evil people who seek to take advantage of the…

John Cena’s okay, but Gronk is really an unpalatable offensive idiot. Maybe I’m wrong, but I’m assuming that you might want to be able to have some sort of conversation with a Himbo?

My first & last names aren’t really all that unusual or hard to spell. Having said that, everyone’s gotten them wrong for most of my life, so now I just use my best friend’s name whenever I have to place an order like you did. No one ever asks me how to spell "Adam" or "Baker" and no one ever pronounces it wrong.  

There was a man in Ontario named Adolf Fitler who ultimately decided to change his name. I can’t remember exactly what he changed it to, but it might have been something like “Jim Fitler” instead.