Please be careful, Fraggle-Demons can be very dangerous!

I’ve seen you post on here a million times, but I’ve never asked about the origin of your username. Is there a story? Levon was a rocker. I still remember his performances from SCTV. He played on a record with some of my friends in his later years.  

WOW! That is one beautiful cat..

He sounds competent & experienced. He should either find out what he's worth on the open market or put together a plan for his OWN similar business & go to the bank for a loan. Mom is toxic & dangerous.  Don't let biology ruin your futures. 

Unless you’ve got unlimited financing, don’t try to make everything better in the first month. Don’t spend a ton of money on all new furniture or decor. No matter what, there will be unexpected expenses that you haven’t planned for. Get comfortable covering the basics (mortgage, utilities, groceries, etc) for a few…

I disagree. Just imagine how many people would take off on the Monday before election day so that they could have a 4-day weekend. I think that all employers should be required to give their employees half the day off (with pay) so they can vote. Employers would balk at this, which would eventually lead to a…

I tend to believe that we're all racist to some degree. For some of us it's an incredibly small amount. For others it's an overwhelming amount.  What's important is that we try to notice it within ourselves and strive to change for the better. We need to ask ourselves the hard questions.  

I don’t know the exact figures, but I would think that almost no one (other than Shithead & his loyal minions) would fault a mayor if they’re able to hold up a list of 10 or more cities which still haven’t been paid. You could put it to your citizens as either Trump pays for this rally in advance or else we raise…

I Googled both Ron Perlman (70 years old) & Ted Cruz (49 years old) to see how they'd match up. I was utterly stocked to discover that I'm older than Ted Cruz.  I would've sworn that fucker was 10 years older than me. My money's on Hellboy regardless.  

Wouldn’t it make sense for a city to demand payment in full, in advance? I mean, the economic benefits of hosting such a rally have to be miniscule at best, so who cares if he doesn’t want to pay in advance and threatens to take his show elsewhere? 

Ttiffany might not be perfect, but none of us are. She had no control over who her sperm donor was. It's not fair to lump her in with the dirty 3. 

I just hope that Barron ends up in some sort of “normal” life, selling life insurance or designing video games or anything “non-Trump”. I pray that the dirty 3 won’t drag him into the public view and that he isn’t forced into being a part of their shitty company/public persona. 

I just pronounce it as "shithead" and it seems to work pretty well.  

Is it just me or are facial tattoos incredibly unattractive? I just want to know once and for all. I'm pretty sure that I’m in the wrong demographic to make this judgment. Jezebel, please help me here. 

I’m actually going to have to watch this one. I’ll be outraged, I’m sure, but I think that it will be hilarious watching America’s most incompetent & least empathetic President reading a speech (for the first time ever) on race relations which was written by his absolutely most racist advisor. I’m pretty sure the…

I think that he’s more of a humanity-phobe. He absolutely hates humanity unless they’re either hot chicks or doing his bidding. His narcissism is actually only a defense mechanism against his own internal self-loathing and he hates humanity because he always feels that we are judging him (just like Daddy did). 

I disagree.  I believe that, due in part to his age, his VP candidate needs to be someone who can be viewed as an active member of his administration, as well as a literal President-in-waiting.  I think Kamala Harris is the only one whom mainstream undecided middle-of-the-road America can potentially be comfortable…

“the beauty of the White Aryan woman"? Really? I had never heard that one before. I'm pretty much assuming that all of these white heterosexual incels are misogynists, but are they also saying that they've never found Jennifer Lopez attractive? I can't even imagine a world in which I only thought white women were…

I’m fine with that. Essentially every single person (other than the media) that will attend one of his rallies was always going to vote for him anyway. It's not like 2016, where some otherwise ignorant & innocent undecideds might have attended & then gone "full Trump". He can have as many rallies as he likes, but…

Agreed, but I’m wondering why Harron only chose to focus on Elmo’s daytime “professional” thoughts regarding racism & protests. Why is it that it’s only after Elmo clocks out at the end of the day that he reveals his true personal feelings?