In my current Fantasy Trump Death League, I'm going with that he gets the coronavirus really bad, but he then dies from an overdose of that unproven hydroxychlordon drug that he's always pushing.  Yes, I know that's not the actual name of the drug. I'm just way too lazy to Google it right now.  

I propose that she must be subjected to a “russian roulette test" prior to each & every non-essential excursion.  This test would involve the cylinder of the revolver being spun and the trigger being pulled for each of her family members before any unnecessary trips. If she's okay with doing that every time, then let…

Possibly. I think that no matter where he's buried, his tacky ass children will erect some sort of "monument" to him which will require paid admission.  The grift will live on as long as stupid white Americans continue to thrive. 

Did they set him on fire? Did they set him on fire? Did they set him on fire? I’m just curious about your dream. (begins looking for matches) 

They should carve the names into the lobbies of whichever buildings he actually owns so that his errors can never be forgotten. It would also drastically reduce the value of his properties because who would really want to live surrounded by the names of thousands of murdered innocents?

His kids could use this idea for one of their future money making scams. 

What's the worst thing that could happen to me for actually pissing on someone's grave? Maybe a "public urination" and/or lewdness charge? I need to make some plans for when this fucker's finally gone for real. 

If she had won, imagine how pissed off everyone would be if she only ended up making the correct choices 60% of the time. Now imagine how much better off we’d be with Hillary making bad decisions 40% of the time, as opposed to President Dumbfuck making bad decisions 100% of the time.  

On one hand, I feel as if I should be berating him as an amateur as I managed to have my first car accident at the age of 3. On the other hand, he was successfully driving it on the highway, so he's definitely got some skills.  Imagine what he could've done with a Lamborghini.

I love me some Chris Hemsworth, but this movie lacks any real reason to exist. It’s pretty much nonstop violence without any real fun or character development or even much of a plot. The female actress was attractive. That's about the best thing that I can say about it.  

If nothing else, “Murder Hornets” is definitely now going to be a kick-ass name for someone’s band.

Peed on by a lion? That’s considered a warm welcome in Philly. This is a city whose sports fans eat horse manure & throw iceballs at Santa Claus. 

I love Warren too, but Old White Dude + Old White Woman is not a good look for the future of the U.S.A. 

I used to think that I hated George W. Bush (and I guess that I actually did, at the time), but I’ve since gotten over that and largely accepted that, in many respects, he’s an actual human being.  This Trump crowd? I will never stop hating them and I will be joyous as each & every one of them eventually dies…

I have to believe that they must have some sort of unavoidable signage in place at the entrance.  It's not like people are just allowed to walk around without PPE until someone notices.  This was a deliberate act on his part, plain and simple. 

If Biden was convicted of murder 30 years ago and now seemed to be a changed man, I would still gladly vote for him over Trump. Russia will do its best to try to continue to sow chaos among western democracies.  Their bots will be pushing anti-Biden propaganda (from "real" Americans) very hard as we get closer &…

I'm only familiar with his voice. 

I’m pleased that you’re keeping a ranking of the worst Batmen. There’s been far too many Batmen for me to even remember exactly who has & hasn’t been a Batman (yet). So far it’s just been easier for me to try to remember who’s been a good Batman (Adam West + Christian Bale).

That's a pretty good band name right there. "A Grievance of Karens" could definitely work. I mean, hell, it's no worse than "A Flock of Seagulls". 

One of my client’s sisters lived in a country where much of the available produce was grown under extremely unsanitary conditions (raw sewage as fertilizer). She would routinely wash her vegetables, then wash them again in a diluted bleach solution, then wash them a third time without the bleach, and then peel and…