LTD..... Love To Drive....

I'm sure there's probably some sort of statistic that they can use to back that up - largest in terms of lost baggage, largest in terms of cocaine smuggling, etc.

I've always liked that Spanish language song “One-Ton Tomato”, lol.

I thought his body was covered in locusts? 

and a surgeon on keyboards? 

To be fair, Kim was also looking for one “divine hammer”, so she could “bang it all day (bang bang)“, during her time in the Breeders. 

Yummy!

That’s REALLY well done. 

I assume that I'm not the only Led Zep fan who had never read the Lord of the Rings trilogy. When those movies came out it was like "OH, THAT'S what they were singing about". 

“Bingo, Jed, & Lionel; Don’t carry me far away; Oh oh oh, Bingo, Jed, & Lionel; Cause it’s here that I have to stay.” - not my own, but I’ve never been able to forget the hilarious story of DJ Pierre Robert making a caller sing this to him because he had no idea which song the caller was trying to request. 

This story would have likely had a much different ending if Coach Lowe had been “good enough” to get drafted into the NFL instead of working at this high school. I’m so glad that this man was in the right place at the right time. To be able to calmly put himself in harm’s way without thinking to protect both his…

You obviously haven’t read “When Bad Things Happen to Good People” by Harold Kushner, which pretty much explains it all in a thoughtful & easy to read manner. It's frequently used as part of grief couseling, but it's truly great reading for anyone. You should seriously check it out. 

I skipped school with some friends on Halloween, either 1984 or 1985 (I’d have to do some research to be 100% positive), & took a train to NYC to meet the Cure @ Tower Records. I didn’t have anything for them to autograph, so I picked up a new copy of “The Head on the Door” out of the bins and discreetly unwrapped it…

Only the best people.

They should only hire actual humans as costume designers. Despite all of their probes, aliens just don’t have adequate information about the structure & functioning of the human anatomy. Humans must unite. STOP ALIEN COSTUME DESIGNERS NOW!!!!

Hairballs. 

He would also earn significantly more money (for the same amount of work) and climb the corporate ladder (of super-villiany) much faster than any woman could. 

Just to update you, I watched TWBB based on everyones indignant responses to your post and I thought it was boring as shit. To be fair, I pretty much missed the last hour of the movie because I thought that it was boring as shit. I didn’t see anything amazing from the actor that this article was about either. Sure…

I suspect that this one will stink to high heaven no matter who they cast in it. 

What about: Batman, Godamnit!