Hey, I’m right there with you as far as “ignorance is bliss” is concerned. I mean, I’ve never seen TWBB either, even knowing that one of my old roommates has a role in it. That wasn’t enough to make me see it, but I guess that I should finally check it out now that I know that so many people are so passionate about…

You might be correct, but yet I still really feel as if I can't forgive him.

It's not the video. It's your phone / wifi situation.

I would watch her watch that movie. 

Don't forget to shower with your gun! 

I’m guessing that maybe you’ve just come out of a coma after 20 years? Or maybe time travel? Yeah, tattoos are way TOO popular in North America. Pretty much everyone’s got something and it’s kinda horrible. I long for a return to the days when tattoos belonged only to bikers, sailors, criminals, pirates, and outcasts. 

I think that he’s done when his approval ratings hit the mid-30% territory. 

Pumpkins are one of the easiest things to grow, which I accidentally once learned after throwing a rotting one into a disused garden area at a home I had just moved into. Try to get to an actual pumpkin patch somewhere if you can. We haven’t made our annual trip yet, but the place that we go to has dozens of different…

Nixon was absolutely involved in things unbecoming to the office of the presidency of the United States. Having said that, he wasn't really that bad as a president. 

Donald Trump is also evil & stupid. You forgot to include those descriptors. 

I suspect that the bulky hearing aids of yesteryear might actually taste better AND be less harmful to your system. 

If you ever have the opportunity, go to the Wyeth family museum in Delaware County, Pennsylvania. I went with my friend, Bob, approximately 15 years ago and it was pretty fantastic.

So I don’t think that I’ve really known many Virgos in my life, but are you basically saying that they’re bad at romantic relationships in general or that they attract the wrong partners or that they themselves can’t identify good partners or all of the above? I think that one of my best friends from high school was a…

I don't see how this could possibly be better than me pouring a liquid down my throat. 

I firmly believe that Donald Trump loves both candy corn & circus peanuts. Make of it what you will. 

Don't ever stop with your captions. You spend the time with the cats. All we see are the pictures. Your captions are crucial to us understanding your interactions and their personalities. 

The real Martha is the friends they kill along the way. 

Here's an idea for the entertainment industry: stop giving money to Zack Snyder! Who knows, maybe he could open up a taco truck instead. He might actually be good at something like making tacos. Anything else is fine, just keep him out of visual entertainment. 

Beautifully covfefe! All the best people are saying so. 

You might have missed this, but please know that “lil” is no longer an acceptable colloquial spelling of the word “little”. Our dear leader has decreed that it be changed to the tremendously more beautiful “Liddle’”. Please note that the first “L” must always be capitalized (or made bigly) to emphasize it’s importance…