Good question, because if they show up with warrants AND guns, it should pretty much be a successful raid.

He has always been the calm voice of reason in the eye of the hurricane. There were times when some thought him unneccessary. Others made it clear that he was perhaps the most neccessary of all. The heart.

There’s never a great white shark around when you need one. 

The Flaming Lips trio of their first 3 proper albums was one of the greatest live acts that has ever existed on planet earth. The quartet that made “In a Priest Driven Ambulance” & “Hit to Death in the Future Head” was probably the most fully realized version of a “rock band” that they would ever be. The subsequent…

Agreed. That’s why I wanted to have you tell me who it was. It’s always seemed odd to me to have family members tattooed onto ones body (whereas, you know, Frankenstein’s monster is a totally normal thing, lol).

Cool! I kinda thought that it might be Frankenstein’s monster, but I didn’t want to say anything in case it was your dear departed cousin Jimmy or something like that. 

I hope that they marry the gay / trans / immigrant children of the liberal people of color who are more successful than him. 

Do you live inside a tree and consume only oxygen, water, & sunshine? Are you, in fact, a tree?

Apparently YOU were never invited to his ranch. All of the legit cool kids know all about Johnny’s horses.

I don't know, I kinda like the name Dr. DED. 

Didn’t I just tell you to go back to your charging station? Look maybe, just maybe, you can have some ice cream AFTER you’ve successfully assimilated the humans, but please try to focus on the greater needs of the Borg Collective until then. The needs of the many do outweigh the needs of the few, you know. 

They're even better if you ask them to add some of their "liquid peanut butter" into the mix. It's not officially an option, but if you ask nicely....

The Borg were never intended to consume ice cream. Now back to your charging station!

They should obviously have a mango flavor. And either a chocolate/peanut butter or just a plain peanut butter flavor because there is no reason to exist without peanut butter. 

Next time ask them to add some of their "liquid peanut butter" to your peanut buster parfait. It's not an official option, but they should do it for you if they're nice. 

Completely unrelated, but just reading the words “beer girl” made me think of a poem that Jennifer, one of my favorite bartenders from a few decades ago, handed to me on the back of a napkin one afternoon. I’m probably not going to get it 100% right, but it went something like this:

If you're up for it, I'd love to hear about those tatoos in that pic. 

Wow. This amazes me. I haven't seen grocery baggers for decades. 

I’m sitting in the car reading these while my wife searches for some sort of necklace to wear to a wedding next week. They didn’t have what she wanted at the first shopping center we went to. I’ll probably have to leave soon to go pick up a prescription before the pharmacy closes. I probably won’t even need to tell…

If you can “pass” for a Canadian, then it certainly doesn’t hurt your chances in the immigration process. However, if you're VERY American - accent, ignorance, racist, attitude - then it definitely doesn't help.