Unfair. You don’t know what Bannon and him do.

...on a surfboard!

I want them lead the coup.

I’m sure he can watch terrorists getting waterboarded. He seems to be a-okay with it.

Yes I think with the foundation they launched, they’re looking to do as much good as they can as private citizens. We don’t deserve them.

Why isn’t he in his bathrobe eating chicken McNuggets and watching Cars 2? That’s how a real president relaxes!

Speaking of which in particular — I think we need to ask this question again.

They avoided one racist bag of shit, so we can excuse them for Nixon, Reagan, W and Trump.

They didn’t reject Goldwater because he was a racist. They rejected Goldwater because the president of the United States had been assassinated a year before the election and because the new president was a popular character who seemed grounded in a frightening time. They elected Nixon twice, and that dude was super…

He does it because he’s a fantastic human being. He always kept in mind what he was fighting for and did his best to represent ALL Americans (perhaps to a fault).

I think he is a man that genuinely loves his country and sees what it could be if we worked together for a better future. I wouldn’t be surprised if it genuinely hurts him to see someone like Donald take the helm.

This real. You could tell Hillary was a policy geek like I’m a movie geek. This election really was just annoying stuff she had to do so she could get to the important stuff.

Shit, Hillary’s done that for almost 30 years now. I’m amazed that she didn’t pull a Spicer and rage fight Newt in the 90s.

Its ridiculous the amount of disrespect that man got from Republicans that has neven been seen before...And the majority of those fuckwits that said the shit are the same morons who when Bush was president all went on about how anyone who said anything bad about Bush should find another country to live in.....Amazing…

America has progressed, leading the regressive among us to clutch desperately at their last shreds of relevancy.

I dont know how Obama even does it.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

The tip off here is the proper capitalization of the C in McCarthy’s last name. No way the real Trump would have gotten that right.

Trump’s next Executive Order may be to declare war on 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

The funny (i.e. terrifying) thing is that I can’t tell if that’s his real tweet or one of those photoshopped fakes. He is impossible to satirize.