Fucking 2016 throwing haymakers on the way out the door. Fucking year with the cleft asshole.

Thanks for the rooting support! A bit of a case of the enemy of my enemy being a friend. I'm not sure if I can get behind rooting for Duke, but in the context of choosing them against a hated rival, I can understand.

Hey, you're talking to public school educated mind. Mathematics never was my strong suit. Anyways, just like satanists' to be tricky.

Or they could cast a spell and have a seven sided pentagram appear on the field. That's what Satanist's do, right?

Thank you for your moral support! What worries me is that the last few weeks of the season are set up for a classic Lions collapse. Hoping against hope it isn't the case.

The Lions are giving me the old Star Wars "I got a bad feeling about this one" vibe. I'll keep the faith, but I'm very skeptical. Maybe the Vikings will do a solid and knock off the Packers.

Dear Yankton Cocksuer,

Do you miss Harbaugh? As a Michigan fan, they benefited quite nicely from his ouster. Of course, Jed York has struck me as a man you might want to strangle on general principle.

I think it was Robot Chicken where they had a riff on that but the player said "whooooooo, hail Satan!!" It always cracked me up and made me wish just once a player would do that in real life.

I mentioned that scene when talking to a car salesman recently. He did not find it amusing.

A nice sentiment to be sure, but it sounds a bit like too little, too late. He supported Cruz in the primary, which is still fucked. I'll give Beck credit for sticking to his opposition of Trump compared to the Republicans who looked at Trump, said "well, at least it's not her!" And then proceeded to chuck their…

It must have been tough to whittle it down to only 16 things that were disappointing about this year.

They needed a pro at looking at the camera with a shit-eating grin for Jack Ryan.

I see where you're coming from, and I have to say it's a pretty solid solid reasoning. The Bears do suck this year, and historically, so do the Lions. So admittedly that informs my skepticism of the referees. That, and the Lions, even when they don't suck have had been recipents to some questionable calls. Also,…

But his name is still on the masthead dammit!! And we got a very tidy sum for settlement. Anyway, we still have dozens of towns, provinces, regions and states to govern.

I remember thinking "jeez, I'm happy because they benefit my team, but if I was a Bears fan I'd be going nuts!" I think the bad officiating in the NFL and pro sports leagues in general is due in part to the fact that Ref's are part time, and the rules are so Byzantine that it's almost a full time job to interpet and…

You must be a Bears fan then! I kid, but there seems to be as many instances of an inconsistent enforcement. Some games are a drag with penalties called every other play it seems, screwing up the rhythm and tempo of the game. Other games, only the most egregious violations are flagged. I tend more towards letting the…

Wonderfully of course. The beautiful thing of course is that everyone has a share.

The Lions next two games are on the road at Dallas and the Giants, and Stafford has an injury to his throwing hand. Let's just say that leaves me anxious going into the finale against Green Bay. Also, the thought of the Packers in the playoff with Rodgers getting hot at the right time, is entirely a possibility. So…

You mean smirking. Jay Cutler does not smile, he smirks.