“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Hey, my son is also named Bort.

Bort.

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

“decided for some odd reason to bring back ‘90s band Cake”

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

It’s hard to blame the guy. He’s been told his whole life he gets three strikes.

The case should have gone before a grand Jeury.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Might I suggest adding some Real McCoy to your shitty 90s music guilty pleasure? Run Away and Another Night have everything you love about Ace of Base (Whoooaaas and synth) but ALSO crappy whispered rap nonsense. That way, you can tell Satan “Wait, wait, I got a different one!”

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?