Worse scenario: throwing up while having jaw wired shut or getting a massive erection a day after getting your foreskin removed?

sailboatprojector- they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns!”

I hope the 49ers are up by 6 with the ball with less than 2 minutes to go. Imagine all the conflicted fans in San Fran when Kap has to kneel on the final few plays.

If your dryer knows all about your stains, you’re using the laundry machines in the wrong order.

And the fact that the cup ended up in the general vicinity of the target.

Drew, you missed the only reasonable question in regards to Steve’s Dad’s eating habit: “Is your father part raccoon?”