Yes and I have one and fuck you, you can’t have it.

This is the correct answer.

I realize that “guibo” sounds like Guido and so that’s what everyone assumes they’re called. They’re actually giubos (think Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Bows). The “giu” comes from “giunto” (Italian for joint) and the “bo” comes from the inventors name (no fuckin idea what that is) “The more you know...”

OOOOOOOOH, I aughta....

Yanno, I’ve been a Jalop longer than any of the writers (maybe not Graverobber). WTF with being in the grays?

Dear Santa:

I’ve got the full on wagon and I’m keeping it until the wheels fall off.

Son?

Absolutely!

Thanks, Obama...

SAVE THE MANUAL WAGONS!!

For the OG Jalops:

Well, fuck you for actually making me LOL at such an appallingly bad pun. Well played.

For $1500 this would be a lot of fun to beat on.