They could probably do a Chain Chomp reskin/“Shadow Fighter” version of Piranha Plant pretty easily.

Wow, who would have guessed that in the year 2018, taking a Bigfoot-quality picture with a modern smartphone that somehow comes out blurry, zoomed-out, and largely indiscernible would turn out to be a fake?  WHO INDEED WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT?  If only there were some sort of precedent that blurry, bad photos are…

Double Dash is the best.  I really like the unique items for each character, plus the co-op driving was fun.

Feels good. 

Yes, it’s a vague/dumb headline, I’m sorry, but I didn’t want to spoil it!

Literally unplayable.

literally unplayable

I really don’t like this system in Mario Kart 8. Ideally I’d just pick a character and that would be that, but even just having a set of pre-designed karts would be better than this.

Playing through Odyssey felt, to me, like finally playing through the direct sequel to Super Mario 64; a sequel which only Super Mario Sunshine ever aspired to be, and didn’t live up to. Odyssey absolutely did live up to it.

You mean virulent sexism and total abject corruption? Meh. We’ve got our herpes-esque raging cases of both up here, too. Mexico’s just circles around drugs, while ours involve dipshits who have Freudian issues with their pee-pee guns.

Might be shopping for a new country in the next 5 years to apply for refugee status. These people seem nice. I’ll have to add their countries to the list.

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

I play rounds of Age with my friend every once in a while. We usually team up and fight several AI bots. Can we do that here and is it different enough from Age of Empires II to make it a fresh experience for us?

It looks like a HUGE step up from the old flash game:

Naruto looks really weird in a realistic setting.

http://www.vgmaps.com/Atlas/N64/#M

oh man that overhead view is a thing of beauty. Has someone made one for every race?

Mario Kart themed version of FormulaD

Android 17 MVP.