The album will be called Shiplap.

You know who’s faces I do like?!

She’s still valuable because some people find that sexy and she has nice boobs. If that’s not progress, I don’t know what is.

It looks like a pose designed to emphasize her ample bust (the societally approved “good” thing about a larger woman) and hide the rest of her (the “flaws”). I personally think SI, and all “body positive” campaigns can fuck off. How about we stop reducing women’s value down to whether society has dubbed them…

My kid adores UmiZoomi too. Apparently in the mornings Daddy is better than Mommy.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

A lot of small business owners don’t think of the this one fact: Your employees will never be as dedicated to your business as you because it’s yours. Even if they have stock, it’s still not as much as yours. This is your baby. Others will care about it, but you are its parent. You can’t blame the baby’s aunts and…

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

Is he capable of speaking without it sounding like he’s acting? I’ve seen more convincingly natural performances in high school theater. I know that all candidates are putting on a show to a degree, but his constantly cloying delivery is really troubling. I genuinely suspect that he’s a psychopath, in the technical…

And people who think that “myself” is just a fancier version of “me.” I stop listening immediately.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?