My one year old son, the personification of innocence, is sleeping. He knows no hatred, no bigotry, no racism, no sexism......only knowledgeable of love. I find it hard to understand how a man who preaches hatred, bigotry, racism and sexism will likely become President-Elect of the United States when my son wakes up.…

Me too. Time for a real game. Bama LSU here I come!

That’s great. Also don’t forget, Bill’s not running for president either.

Derrrpa derrrp derrpa derrrpa derp!       

So no one was higher than a 6?

Or on teenagers faces. - R. Kelly

I’m a Nebraskan and my only dog in this fight is the hope that the asshat, douchebag Ricketts family loses this game. Lifelong Royals fan. Go Tribe!

Are we cousins? My batshit crazy Aunt is the same way

What is that horrible man’s horrible accent? I’m having a hard time placing it.......oh, yes, it’s retard. The accent is retard.

Fuck Arsenal. COYS!!!!!!!

Oh sweet Jesus. The silver lining for us non batshit crazy Kansas Citians and Missourians is that most idiots in this country associate Kansas City only with Kansas. Thanks French trappers who unwittingly decided to build a city on the future border of two states in 1839.

Fuck the stupid ass Blue Jays. I prefer the Blow Jays

I bet dialogue in barns, grain silos and doomsday bunkers across the state went something like this.......

And the shark would’ve sealed the deal had Ray Lewis been around.

1st season of Gay Bachelorette 2021, starring Aaron Rodgers as the bachelorette. Be sure to tune in.

Fuck you Jim Brown. Woman beating piece of shit.

Stop beating women, you stupid ass motherfuckers.

“My Little Spanish Fleet??!” I can’t believe the Rebulicans actually let him use that entry music.

A little bondo should do the trick

No, I do not remember that.