Thought you meant he had a huge cock.

UPDATE: Now they’re all dead

UPDATE: Half of them are dead now.

They play using Sam Brownback rules

First, I’m with you on everything. Second, did you ever consider that the dude bullying you for years really wanted to fuck you? Yeah, that homo was in the closet big time. Just like most bullies/hard right wingers.

Good thing Amendola stopped running on that last play, because in every single parallel universe he caught it and New England won in overtime. Glad it was our turn this time.

Keep your head up dipshit!!!! Gregggggg Williams’ method of killing the head and the body dying doesn’t apply to defenders, fucker.   

How about killing the phrase “Petulant child”? Even though that ass-bag Trump defines the term, it’s become nails on the chalkboard. You know what, just kill the whole fucking Thesaurus. That shit’s gotta go.

Junior Mints, Mounds and Peanut M&M’s all in the top 5?!?!? Awful....all of them. The only proof I see that Trump hasn’t infiltrated Kinja is the missing Circus Peanuts and Chick-o-Sticks in the top 10.

From the picture, it appears Ray Ray has located and laundered his missing white suit.

The first two joints of his thumb are bigger than my flaccid (erect) penis.

Didn’t know Mitch McConnell was a boxing judge now. Had it 117-111 for the white guy

Long time boxing honk here. MMA owns this joke of a sport

I didn’t realize Mitch McConnell also worked at NBC.

Wouldn’t do the dishes? You mean she wouldn’t put plates in a dishwasher and push a button.....lazy bitch.

Tom Brady is a Trumper. That in itself is more nose thumbing directed at America than kneeling for a song. Oh wait, Kaepernick is part black you say? Nevermind.

Keep an eye open for Michael Flynn.

And I thought Bill Brasky was the only man with a toenail on his penis.

Well, fuck that guy then. Fucking asshole

Wow. I just heard the collective groan from old white guys everywhere. It was loud.