I feel for you. It's hard to be funny. Keep trying. You'll learn.

Seriously. This ought to be your last post ever. I'm not kidding.

Comedy is hard.

That was cute how you tried to make a joke. It's best that you stop now.

Spoken like a true asshole. Not everything needs a smarmy joke, you self-centered piece of garbage. Good job.

And yet not a one of them can top that stupid, blank look that Sean Newell has in his avatar.

Comedy ain't your thing, pal. That's for sure.

Hm. So this vile post is approved. Nice job with the board moderation Gawker.

That's right. He's a misogynist, not a human. You're the absolute worst, Tom Ley.

That seemed like a lot of work for a really lame joke.

Maybe jokes aren't your thing. Think about it.

And where's your empirical evidence for this? I've head Ivy League graduates who can't string together a cohesive sentence. Where did you go to school Drew Magary? I'm sure they're proud to have such a promising wordsmith as an alumnus. Your use of "fuck" in your articles demonstrates a masterful command of the…

Comedian should be in quotes, like when calling someone who works for Gawker a "writer."

You're a genius. You sure do know everything, don't you, you silly cunt?

Your name seems appropriate.

Young, dumb and unfunny is no way to post on Jezebel, moron.

Something that you should have included in your original story. Keep those standards high, Tom Ley.

Someone sounds jealous of someone with a real job.

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