Eh, the right brand of high maintenance can appeal to anybody in the right circumstances, and the drama that ensues can be exciting. This is why NOBODY should marry someone they haven’t:

Well I’m hanging out for the final film in the trilogy, SHAZAM!!1

Well, you now you can’t classify it as a trick anymore, you let the secret go! And I would’ve been convinced it was a thing. ;D Ehehehe, SPARKLES! :D :D :D :D  Thanks. ;D  I really like that star garland....  I think it would do nicely on my navy blue accent wall and spruce things up.  Plottings...

That would require a level of introspection not currently in evidence.

Swift can mobilize young white women like no one else. A smarter campaign team would have been working to win her over for years now.

It’s also important for businesses outside America. Some will close as a result of the rotting orange’s sabotage.

Knowing our luck, Cthulhu probably choked to death on the oil. Which is a pity because I was really looking forward to him putting us out of our misery. 

So... I think next up is Cthulhu? Or is it the nuclear disaster? I lost my itinerary. 

While the Post Office will be vital to the election, it’s also vital to daily living for millions who depend on USPS for mail order prescriptions. The POTUS is attacking an essential national service. It would be nice if some reporter could ask Trump if he understands Americans depend on the Post Office every day.  

Awesome! I never knew the banana trick! I don’t use enough salt, but my mom is accident-prone and I can definitely see this being a rescue operation option. XD (Also, apparently I replied to someone else, and I totally gaslit myself and thought this other person talked about “their” shop with that cottage cheese…

We need all the voices to dump Trump. Time is running out. If Swift can influence whatever number of fans to vote, good on her.

Here too, the intervention of any police was largely non-existent. Though they had days of warning that a hate group was coming to Kalamazoo, the reporter on the scene, Samuel J. Robinson, noted that cops were no where to be found when the violence erupted between the two groups.

It’s gotten exhausting. I’ve never really had much of a opinion on her but I do admire the fact that she’s obviously become educated on the issues enough to speak out and risk potential backlash. Why not call out the celebs who just insulate themselves by not wanting to be seen as "political"?

and all that hate for Taylor. 

Yeah that was pretty subtle and had me wondering if there was just one in the original title, but it’s a nice touch for a joke video at the least.

“Bravely” huh?

they should’ve called it Paramore

Rather than rebranding, they could try fixing up their godawful interface first. Might help. Say what you will about Disney+, but it’s a lot easier to navigate. (And costs the same for no commercials that CBSAA costs with commercials.)

Man, they only use one math symbol now when they should be using all the math symbols. Paramount+? More like Paramount x! Or Paramount ∫! Paramount*! Paramount|! #Paramount! Paramount⊕! 

I know just the vintage. ‘Cuz I need to get as shitfaced as The Master to get through Man of Steel.

Neither are you, apparently. It’s Hedy Lamarr.