Not me, but some friends of mine got stuck in the snow on Donner Pass on their way to Viva Ska Vegas. They naturally decided that one person who insisted that they would be able to make it over the pass despite not having chains (and where we’re from it never snows so none of them were very practiced at that kind of…

I’ve won pissing contest a couple times now and I always feel like I should add it to my resume or something. Definitely the highlight of my (otherwise shitty) week!

I get Library Centipedes behind my bookshelf all the time and nobody wonders if they are Magic Centipedes. 

Those sales numbers are for everything in that shop, not for that particular item

Dolly Parton is the ONLY part of Tennessee that I’m not currently deeply ashamed of. She’s a treasure and I love her. 

If it’s not against the TOS, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just as likely occurring on the rare occasion when a seller has run out of stock for a given item but they didn’t update their eBay listing correctly.

I hope they will grow old without loved ones, withering away in the dark corridors of a third rate convalescent home.

Hey, he looks great for his age!

So Ohio is in the Deep South now?

I dunno man, doesn’t sound like she’s a vampire to me. It sounds like she’s a chair.

My youngest takes a bath every night. When he gets in our cat comes into the bathroom, puts his paws on the bathtub and meows at my son for attention. My son will pet him on the head with wet hands, the cat will then hiss and run away.

Man, one sentence turns a funny little story into a tragedy. Impressive!

No one noticed.

Back in highschool we were one of the first schools in the area to require all students and staff to wear picture IDs on the campus. My older brother worked in the schools IT department at the time, so he had “test ID” created that was just a picture of a chair. Anytime I came to school and forgot my ID(which scored…

9 times out of 10 the thing I want/need from Amazon can be found on eBay for the same price. It’s a really great Amazon substitute.

It’s been tough, but we’ve been working on trying to avoid buying stuff from Amazon whenever possible. Vitacost, Costco, Newegg, and Target are our go-tos. Sometimes we need some obscure thing and Amazon’s the only real option, but we feel a lot better about spreading our money around rather than just defaulting to…

Maybe it’s because I’m an old but...I forgot what I was going to say...oh yeah, Milli Vanilli did the same thing but better. At least they could dance.

All the best designs are from the 1980s. We should reïntroduce these graphs. Here’s a mockup of a depreciation graph for a Chevrolet:

Just by chance, that’s the name of my jazz fusion bagpipe band.

My aunt was a programmer back in the 80s and wound up re-entering the workforce in the late 90s doing Y2K compliance. She said they all knew back in the 80s that two-digit years would cause the program to crash once the year turned over to 00, but memory was too tight to spare additional digits, and it seemed absurd…