Bingo! Nailed it! I’ve staged some spaces for clients before (previous life), and this is exactly the kind of generic, impersonal non offensive look that sells. I have a feeling her actual decor choices were much more interesting, since many of the permanent elements in the home are on the more creative side. So…
I agree with you, and I should have been more clear about mixing cool and warm neutrals— I just meant that it has to be executed really well, and sooooo much of the time it isn’t, you know? And this isn’t. And yeah, all the proportions are so off! The whole room seems “off” to me... and not in an interesting way! It’s…
What ARE those things? I mean, what am I seeing? Netting with pompoms inside?
Yeah I make a sauce with fresh tomatoes, but I don’t do the blanching (if you want no skins you would need to do that). The secret is you cook to the proper reduction not to time. If you are trying to get it thick you probably are just going to need to keep it reducing longer. Also, using a skillet works way better…
This is the fireplace of the kindly seeming grandma babysitter who’s really a child eating witch in an episode of that 90s Outer Limits remake.
Amazing, I love it.
Don’t shoot back at the pigs. It’s the exact reaction they crave to justify their unjustifiable violence.
Early Renaissance SUN demon.... Lots of red and oranges.
Wait, you were selling these?!? I thought it was just for a cackle-worthy joke for your house!
Fuck it and add the paste.
Why did you watch the porn parody with your kid? That’s super weird.
She was in Beetlejuice....
Appalling? Try Irresistible!
Agreed. Choices here that, if you actually lived in that space on a day to day basis, would not be made.
You’re welcome :) I have a weakness for pompoms! They’re awesome!
You can still get them. Companies still use them for printing invoices and paperwork.
why are there TEETH?!
Yeah I can’t quite get my cukes or my broccoli like the restaurants but it’s a process. This is the sprout recipe.
Those pillows look like fun.
I still love the pillows!
