:) It’s been an awfully long time <3

why are there TEETH?!

Guys. I finally got a new job. I’m a federal employee stuck at the same level seven years and have been doing the same thing for a decade. This is a promotion in a new, bigger, bluer city. It’s a much better location than the promotion I applied for last year in my current location, so I am pretty stunned they picked…

We really got walloped by the tropical storm here on Tuesday, some people still don’t have power. This is after a lot of clean up, we’ve called a few different tree guys and still haven’t gotten a call back. We never lost power, so that’s a plus.

Tacky. Glorious.

Hi everyone, it’s been a wee while.

After a difficult few months in lockdown I had 3 glorious weeks back at work (school for kids with complex social, emotional and mental health needs) before the summer holidays. Started digging up the football pitch for a veg garden and several of the kids helped and started to…

I am surprising myself by saying I think I might actually love it?

Omg I almost peed my pants laughing at “Hell Mouth Monster Face fireplace,” and fireface is genius. Genius! Also, for a second I confused Geena Davis with Sigourney Weaver in my mind. So my first thought seeing this was that a demon looking fireplace was quite the clever choice for the actress who starred in…

Right? I’d probably get inside it at some point (unlit of course, I’m no noob), and then shit would get weird and I’d end up having a bad trip.

Ok, thank you for posting this, because this was the one I immediately saw in that link:

I just love how everything else looks so normal and minimalist and the fireplace is all “GAAAAHHH FUCK YOU!!!”

Methinks Mr. James P. Bradley got in some fappin’ to the WAP before his moral outrage overcame him.

You answered your own question with ‘migrants’. Folks coming into Canada aren’t seeking a better life, they’re tourists, they’re here to look at mountains or visit their cottage, possibly bringing the virus with them. The people still looking to immigrate here still can, but they will have to quarantine when they…

Yes, such terrible persecution you’re fleeing. Sure, there’s a chance you and your whole family could be killed by a cartel in Mexico, but that’s nothing compared to the hell of having to wear a mask in public. They have no idea how easy they’ve got it in Mexico!

Gettin’ frisky with my high school boyfriend off a rural dirt road in middle-of-nowhere, and a cop shined a flashlight into the car and caught quite a show — he hadn’t turned on his lights or knocked or anything. He told us to “get dressed and get the fuck out of here.” A few weeks later that same cop caught us on a…

They are adorable and I needed the huge smile this gave me.  Thank you.

I think the answer is either “Buddy Rich” or “Animal from The Muppets.”

So, you are saying that eating food from places like Burger King, Wendy’s, or McDonalds might not be healthy?

God, I love these kids. Them sharing the absolutely unadulterated joy they take in all kinds of music is one of the few good things to come out of 2020.

Yeah that channel is fucking dead. I don’t begrudge the folks who stay there because there’s a goddamn pandemic and I bet some of them fought tooth and nail to even get paid for their stuff - like Andy Baraghani, who only got himself a contract for video at the start of 2020 - but it’s been tainted. The fact that…