Groovy stuff!

Raisin in cookies are LIARS. They sit there and LIE about being chocolate chips and you bite into them and it’s fucking FRUIT!!!!

I feel like asking them, or really even thinking about them, might summon it. Don’t take the chance.

Oh, like you’ve never seen a Green Man playing a dudelsack made from the preserved head of a friar before. C’mon, around here that’s just Tuesday.

Same here, it’s mostly while I’m at work, and maybe on the weekends while I’m being lazy with my coffee.

Exactly. Here at work with no sound. Can someone give the written version?

Same. Let’s get a written copy, please. 

Seriously, how many of us are reading this at work and can’t take 5-10 minutes to watch a video? I almost exclusively read this site while I am at work.

I won’t spoil the story for you

I watched the first ten seconds of the Twitter video and had to stop, when she said this:

This isn’t going to be news to anybody, but journalistic standards of objectivity are completely incapable of dealing with the situation in which the White House is occupied by a liar and a con man. Entire generations of journalists have been trained to assume that both sides of any issue are occupied by people…

Dude on Crazy Delicious grilled an entire jerked watermelon to look like a ham. It even sliced like ham.

The reason there aren’t “Best Nips Flavors” rankings made by fans is because the best flavor is coffee, end of list. 

Theaters already lost my business before the pandemic because audiences are so unrelentingly rude. Put your cell phones away. Stop talking to one another. Don’t come to the theater if you have a god damn cold. Don’t put your feet on the seats in front of you. If you’re thinking of making a loud comment on the off…

“Name the three branches of government?....so easy for me, very few people can do it but so easy. It’s....me....most important, number one of three....uh....Ivanka, the hottest branch...and....Colonel Sanders, head of our powerful, beautiful military. You know, when I got into office, the shelves were empty of drumstic…

...realize by the end of his life (after all of the damage was done) what a horrible shit he was.

“Our racism is polite and happens behind closed doors. It’s subtle and buried deep in policy changes and laws. Being an obnoxious racist in public is so undignified and low class. We can’t be associated with such shenanigans.”

Reagan can still beat Trump on a cognitive test.

My school had a principal who came to me before he made any big changes in how we operated to ask why we did it that way. Having been at the school since before the doors opened, having been in the district for a decade before that, having been on the union contract bargaining team for years, I usually knew, and after…

Dear Monique,