I imagine the required 14-day quarantine when moving between countries at Epcot Center has got to be a real drag.

Sick of Kanye and the entire Kardashian grift theme. They’re grotesque, at this point.

Not a joke.  I recently burned my arm putting some thawed salmon into a pan of heated butter.  I forgot to pat-dry the fish first, a mistake I will not repeat!

Quite true ... after my mom died I just kinda fell into a hole and lost a few months. I couldn’t even remember what a smile was.  And than my friends convinced me to eat mushrooms and it literally healed my soul. I laughed so much and realized my mom would not want me to spend my life being sad. She’d want me to be…

Same as it ever was.

Aw Derby; I’m so sorry. One thing I can tell you is that at this time you have to take any good feelings and enjoy them. You have to laugh sometimes, and putting aside mourning for even a short while is not a bad thing.

And you may say to yourself, “My God, what have I done!?”

I mean... you’re not wrong, but this is Dirt Bag, not the Slot. Or, like, CNN.

Yeah- I think the more isolated instances of stereotypes are important bc it lets us know what people got away with- and also makes it easier for advocates to point out examples of bad stereotypes. How is someone supposed to go “buck teeth on someone who’s Asian is a common Asian stereotype” if no one remembers…

Those foil roasting pans horrify me. They’re so flimsy.

Dear Susan Orleans,

Sugar-coated fennel seeds is not candy; this is an Indian postprandial breath freshener and digestive aid. It’s called ‘saunf’. Pay it no heed. Sometimes we dissolve the sugar to see how many of the fennel seeds are dead bugs. Swagatam Bharatam.

On the plus side this frees Rosario up to appear in Marvel TV shows again as needed.

To be fair, they were right, just fifteen years early! 

YEE-IKES!

An old broom handle & a roll of duct tape should make your vision into reality!

I was thinking exactly the same thing!  I had no idea this existed until right now, and I would have at least given it a try.

Goddamn, there’s just too much TV.  This show sounds like it would be right up my alley and the first I’m hearing about it is in its cancellation.

In other shitty workplace news,

So do you go around memorizing different treatments to different types of cancer just in case it happens too?

I actually miss the days when the most annoying part of a website was an animated banner ad or popup (and to think we used to complain). Now it’s the notification about cookies, a popup asking you if they can send you notifications, asking you if the site can use your location, ads everywhere, an auto-playing video…