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This.  How about a movie about Jessica Dubroff, who attempted to fly across the country, but wound up crashing because her parents wanted her to maintain a demanding schedule of media events, and they flew in bad weather.  

Way to gloss over the important part.

On the real though, the best sex I’ve had has always been with the dudes that aren’t necessarily classically handsome, but still exude confidence. I got dickmatized by this one dude about ten years ago that just by glancing at you would NEVER think it’d be like that. But it was, and I thought I might never make it out

Its a loaded issue. Intelligence is not single faceted. I am way more educated than my wife and got better grades In college, but there is no effing way I would claim to be smarter than she is, not even to myself, because I am not.

A useful way of looking at dilemmas like this is realizing that the other person also deserves the same unconditional love and happiness you feel you’re lacking, and if you’re not the person to give it to them, it’s better in the long run for both of you to move on. “Living a lie” is absolutely a thing, and not a good

We tend believe that a break up always has a dumper and a dumpee, and that the dumpee gets to be hurt and sad but the dumper is supposed to be happy or something. But that’s silly. Everyone gets to mourn the relationship they intended to have, that they thought would be their forever. You get to be sad about the

Honestly the Teigen thing - I think we’re going to look back at this in 40 years and be like “jesus, they just allowed a hundred thousand people to gang up on someone over unsubstantiated rumor??”

What’s appalling is outsiders assuming thry know what his wife and relatives are or are not doing. Also, maybe don’t put the onus on them? He’s a grown man who reportedly has refused many forms of treatment, including medication. You cannot force someone to comply with mental health treatment, even if they are your

In this time of political criminality, disease, death, killer wasps and dick heads that won’t wear a fucking mask, this is the best antidote I have seen on AV Club in some time.

That was just them recreating iconic band lifestyles.

I can see popping a few magic pills of my own after a long week of work and watching this. Looks dumb but entertaining. Which may be Netflix’s new motto

Store in a sealed container in the fridge for up to five days.

Use a glue stick and some glitter to make them EXTRA luxurious. 

“New Reduced Methane Emissions Whopper Combo, now with Pork Soda.”

I thought the image was from a new Primus video but I was sadly misteaken.

In order to come here and reply to a comment I just had to click all the way through the slideshow again. It wouldn’t let me go right to the replies, it wouldn’t let me type the number of the slide in the address bar.

Sorry you guys have to deal with such shitty corporate policies. I appreciate your efforts to spotlight good art despite all that.

Well, I guess today just happened to be the day these “Best of” lists caved to the pressure of the slideshow, huh?

I work for the Post Office taking those complaint calls, and the complaints work a lot of the time. There are a lot of things that can cause a package to be scanned delivered but not received, and a lot of them (not all) are relatively easy fixes.