With the lips and the size 000, totally Angelina. The rest of her is like if you put Angie, Eva Green, and Gisele Bundchen in a blender. Except, you know, less gory.

We had a batch of similar fucks (in some cases, the exact same fucks) shrieking about “THE P.C. POLICE!!!1" in the 90s. Now, just like then, it’s the wannabe edgelords you mention in par. 1, plus a bunch of people who apparently think “learning, personal growth, and assimilating new ideas and information” is something…

Yeah, her shiz there is the same flavor of “HOLY SHIT, WAY TOO MUCH” that I’d have been rolling if I’d had way more money (and slightly more taste) in my 20s. TBH, a lot of it is stuff I’d still do/buy now.

Aw, the little Kidman-Cruise looks cute and fun! That pic is giving me some Young Michelle Forbes vibes, which is never a bad thing, and I like her weird illustrations. A+ Celebrity Child-ing, keep it up.

I mean, I agree, and I don’t watch this show or any similar show or any reality tv at all because life is fucking short and why spend it deliberately watching a pack of vapid assholes be vapid assholes to each other? But if it were centered on “people who are educated and have careers” then that would kind of work…

And that the dudes in the band in that video were in Yes for a hot minute (keyboardist eventually even came back and is still with them, and was also in Asia), and the singer went on to cofound Art of Noise and become a rather heavy-hitter producer.

I think part of that effect isn’t necessarily that the person calling out “they were mean to me once ten years ago!” sincerely believes that the [often] minor offense they were subject to is on par with Our Worst Monsters — it’s because they see hordes of people (both famous and non) rallying around the victims of Our…

I just get the crud wet, throw a damp paper towel over it for a few minutes to let it soak, then dump on some Barkeeper’s and scrub at it with a damp sponge. It does take some rubbing — it’s not going to whisk it right away, as it’s primarily a physical abrasive rather than a chemical compound built to dissolve food…

YEAAAAH

Risotto is the ultimate Cheese Delivery Vehicle. ALL THE CHEESE.

Mostly this was to see if the ombre plan would even work! (I put the bamboo in a vertical container instead of a large tub, like two inches of very concentrated dye in the bottom, then pour in more water to gradually raise the level while diluting the dye. It came out surprisingly nice and smooth, whew.) But yeah, for…

Lemons make ANYTHING like at least ten times better! I’ve recently started to bother zesting them too, whenever I’m doing a marinade or dressing or whatever where I’d normally just use the juice - omg it makes such a big difference!

All dudes except her, and I just don’t find her all that ... compelling? Agree, the whole movie is like “it’s okay, I guess” — and I was EXCITED for it and WANTED to love it! But if that were one of the Marvel movies, I’d rate it middle-to-low in the pack. Better than the second Thor or Ultron of course, but honestly…

I can ABSOLUTELY come decorate :D brb lemme go pack up my sewing machine and staple gun and paint brushes...

Oh for the stock I don’t chop the onions! (Oh my god nooooo.) I just throw in a couple of the back-ends of onion halves that’re invariably lurking in the fridge — plus the chicken itself (minus the giblet bits inside), the hacked top bits of a leek or two, and a lemon cut in half and squeezed but not fussed over plus…

TY! <<333 I’m still crossing my fingers for you guys that you manage to escape the Purgatory Cabin and get to where you want to beeeee, i.e. NOT HERE, which I honestly concur with :/

That sounds DIVINE! Man it’s so hard to get really amazing peaches, but when you do? Guhhhh.

LOOK AT THOSE FLUFF CLUCKS, THEY ARE DELIGHTFUL <3

Who’s cooking? (I bet PinkEars is!) I’ve got my two giant pots going with soup right now, comprising : a whole (and subsequently dismembered and chopped) chicken stock-ified with leeks and lemons and peppercorns and oregano, then four onions, three whole bulbs of roasted garlic, chopped leeks, artichoke hearts,…

Honestly Ragnarok is pretty much perfect in every respect.