Oh my god, KMFDM! I saw them for Halloween at HoB New Orleans with Lords of Acid opening. Ahhhh, the mid 90s. :)

Nooooo, yet another way in which Kinja sucks balls. But my cell number is still the same if you still have it! And my email (firstnamemiddlenamelastname@gmail) is still the same!

Oh hey holy shit! Yeah I got a couple of mysterious-seeming password-change emails from the system, so of course I thought it was Something Bad (hackerz!!1!) and deleted that account -- go crazy! Or hell let’s fire it back up! I’ve been thinking about you too and miss you and hope you and yours are doing well <<<3333

well get over to eBay and knock yourself out -- there’s tons of them on there!

Maybe they only fight tribes that were running toward them whilst blowing up balloons so they can make that squealy fart noise at them?

Dude I’m trying not to think about it. That shit is activating portions of my brain that’re definitely better left dormant. Also possibly melting my spine. Is it too early to start drinking?

Wow that was SO MUCH WORSE than I thought it was going to be. :(

Arrrrr, okay so maybe it’s not as thorough as one would hope. I can see the rationale behind not including Pickett House or similar (markers at battlefields and other historically notable locations), as they weren’t built or named specifically to honor the person or their contribution [to abject fuckery]. But that IS…

<<<333!

Palmiers are my favorite! These look SO. AMAZING. Need to try asap!

SO GOOOOOOOD I love it! That’s a fantastic color!

Dude I’m wishing I’d missed it too. :|

Yep, sometimes it is.

Hey there fellow RandomWhiteLady! Ha, we’re on the lookout for local actions it’d be safe to bring an 11-year-old to -- we’ll add that to the list! <3

GOOD ON THAT GUY. 

I’d think that the Southern Poverty Law Center’s map (posted above by MakesMeWonder) would be pretty thorough? I mean they’ve got our one tiny street (appx two blocks long) named Jeff Davis marked on there, so...

We don’t need to eliminate the police, we need to overhaul the police. Podunkville, Iowa does not need a Seal-Team-Six style riot squad. (Large metro areas that regularly deal with terrorist threats, large-scale organized crime, drug cartel activity, and human trafficking probably do.)

Yeah, but I’m many hours south of Bham, down across the bay from Mobile. Our county seems to be monument-free, tho of course we do have our share of the kind of assholes who would put one up...

Yeah, the “friendly meeting under the tree!!!” made me roll my eyes so hard it actually hurt. What theeee fuck. The only “correct” thing about that part of the seal is that the white dude is carrying a fucking gun. :(