ALAS, all we have in our whole area is a street named Jeff Davis. But! There was another map marker on the stupid little hamlet that’s our county seat, and the item it was marking was OUR COUNTY SEAL, which I had never seen before, and holy shiiiiiiit. Holy shit.

OH. FOR. FUCK’S. SAKE.

I don’t know why, whenever a move even remotely resembling Affirmative Action is proposed, a bunch of (probably white and 20-something?) F U C K W I T S automatically assume that this means a completely random black person will be suddenly plucked out of the crowd or possibly out of some kind of giant stadium-sized…

Precisely. And like...we (and certainly the writer here) are not the target audience for that statement. The target audience is the White People Who Still Just Do Not Fucking GET IT — the ones who minimize the issue, and make excuses, and rationalize the heavy police/military presence, and assume that anyone who is…

Part of my brain apparently enjoys spoonerizing random words, so I read “guard loons” as “lard goons” and I was like “hey we have one in the WH you can have him if you want.”

I swear to god, sometimes I feel like your cultural commentary is the best content on this site. <3

I don’t even give a shit about cars in general, but his amped-up glee here is just DELIGHTFUL.

IF ONLY I HAD DONE THE SAME AT THE TIME. :|

Now THAT is good wedding makeup! It’s good makeup period! I’m still trying to figure out in what universe that slap on the left could be considered “natural”...

Oh girrrrrrl, she did you DIRTY. Good call on going with a different artist. When “makeup that’s specifically done to look good for photos” looks fucked up in photos? Something is not right. :(  And you’re so pretty! How did she screw this shit up SO BADLY?

Determined not to have boring straight hair, and tired of fighting the absolutely unbelievable year-round humidity of the gulf south which no combination of hot rollers and hairspray can cope with, in the mid 90s I decided to return to my high school days and do a perm. Pfft, I color my own hair all the time, how hard…

They also make wonderful “tile” roofing material for your more elaborate gingerbread houses.

I would love to get free stuff for reviewing! I’m GOOD at reviewing, because I’m a nitpicker — especially about lip products. What does it smell like? Does the lid stay securely closed when rattling around in my bag? Is the cap made of that thin brittle plastic that’s going to crack in a couple weeks? Does it have…

Well that all works out just fine, because I personally usually go SUPER low key on the lip color when I’m doing a bold color and/or boldly-dark eye look! Have you tried a matte lipstick in a nude-for-you shade? That’s my usual go-to for an intense eye thing — either a slightly pink-tinted or slightly plum-greige-tinte…

ETA: How dare they shaft us on the elaborate insemination ritual?

Ha haaa, thanks! I did do a blog for a while... but like 95% of writing-based “jobs” these days, there’s pretty much zero money in it, for a LOT of work. So for the moment I’ll stick with making sparkly placemats and weird party favor boxes for nerds. :D

I’ve got a ridiculous stash of makeup after a couple of years of ... well, buying way too much makeup. So I said “FUCK IT” and am burning my [years old but they have preservatives and they don’t look or smell weird so what the hell] Guerlain and Benefit and Dior lipglosses as daily-wear fuck-around-the-house lip…

I wear blush every day at home, because it makes me look/feel like a Not Dead thing. I wear some manner of lip balm or gloss *always* because how can you not??? Beyond that, I’ve had zero motivation to play in my [fairly substantial] makeup collection, which is EXTRA weird because I have a brand new hair color I’ve…

Yep. I don’t think she would’ve gotten the nod anyway, but she was pegged as something of a rising star. Not with this dipshit as baggage, tho.

Christ, I personally would seriously fucking consider it. How stupid IS this jackass? A global pandemic, protesters with guns, a rising death toll, your wife the G O V E R N O R of a swing state and her name has been bandied about for the VP slot? WHAT THE SHIT, MARC WITH A C AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE C STANDS FOR.