I don’t tend to buy SH polishes because I have stuff to make my own custom ones, and also because I already have at least ... uhh, way too many bottles of nail polish. But yeah, the Insta-Dri top coat is THE! BEST!, and I totally concur on their cuticle remover! I don’t know if I’ve tried their polish remover, bc I…
I don’t tend to buy SH polishes because I have stuff to make my own custom ones, and also because I already have at…
And has the Tronephant done a Daft Punk song yet?? (Now I think it’s kinda too bad that none of the tunes from their Tron Legacy soundtrack had lyrics.) (Which is a fucking GREAT soundtrack.)
This is why I clicked. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK HE’S GOT A LIL WHEELIE CROSS, WHAT THE SHIT. Does he ... I mean, just, is there no such thing as cognitive dissonance? Is he dyslexic and reading the letters on the crucifix as “IRNI”? I am laughing my fucking face off at this.
The “placing the brush on the center of the nail at first, and pushing it down toward the cuticle” (rather than starting AT the cuticle) is SO KEY.
The “placing the brush on the center of the nail at first, and pushing it down toward the cuticle” (rather than…
He already makes fussy noises when I spritz the bed with linen spray every night and usually accidentally hit him too. “Are you trying to tell me something? ‘Gotta hose down my SMELLY NASTY BEAST before bed’?” IT’S NOT YOU, DUDE. But it’s about to be.
That is a HUUUUUGE part of the problem and has been for years — the dipshits in media giving “equal time” to abject morons (often morons with nefarious ulterior motives) in the name of “fairness.” Fairness does not require us to entertain demonstrably-wrong fuckwits. All it does is legitimize them in the eyes of other…
I like that ours is loud, because my parrot tries to imitate the noise and it is HILARIOUS.
SECONDED, I fucking hate this so, so much. It makes me not want to click, not want to read, and not want to bother to comment because if I get into a conversation with anyone I’ll have to click through the whole things AGAIN to get to the comments and reply. Fuck this ridiculous noise.
SAAAAAME except instead of adolescent cats I have grown-ass bf who takes/moves things....
It really IS therapy! Tiny lil treat! I spritz myself before bed every night, too. It’s a very soothing ritual, somehow.
Okay I admit, with powder products like eyeshadow and blush? I keep them (and use them!) basically forever. I don’t use them often, and I do clean my brushes every single time I use them, so I feel like there’s pretty low bacterial risk there? Unfort, I’ve also got a thing for CREAM shadows, and damn it, those usually…
do iiiit! It’s super easy. I use beeswax, coconut oil, and mango seed butter or similar, and you can even throw in the last bit of a used-up lipstick for tint. Nuke until melted, stir together, pour into a clean empty chapstick-type tube. If the consistency isn’t what you want, just re-melt and add more coconut oil to…
Cannot function without. Last night my stashed tube of [homemade] balm rolled out from under my pillow and apparently over to bf’s side [which is 100% his fault bc he rolled way over and invaded my half of the bed when I got up to pee, AND removed my top pillow??] and he picked it up still-mostly-asleep and put it on h…
No prob! Pasted here :
SMART!
I did a major cleanout of my makeup stash, which required a lot of “testing” — did this eyeshadow actually irritate my eye skin or was it the primer I was wearing under it? How about this one? How about ... So I had a couple of days of Mismatched Clown Face, and you know what, it was super fun.
I work from home anyway, so I usually only do For Real makeup when I’m going somewhere (RARE, even in non-pandemic times). But I still wear blush every single day, like always (I am alive! Look how alive and healthy-ish I am!) and I still have lipgloss or balm on constantly, like always (how do people function without…
Not gonna lie, the pureed rosemary syrup is also OOOOOOH when added to a hefty shot of Hendrick’s in a glass of good pink grapefruit or cranberry juice. :D
Not gonna lie, *would* hang this flag in my house.
Seconded, and allow me to add that if you want a REALLY big punch, leave the herbs in the steeped syrup and throw the whole mess in the blender to puree. (Remove hard woody bits like rosemary stems, obvs.) And it’s great for more than cocktails — a swirl of pureed rosemary or basil or grapefruit-peel syrup on plain…
