Scroll down just a bit more and you should see it! It’s suuuuper easy and super good!

Ha ha ha NO. :D

A CLASSIC. I’m also super fond of “Hungry Like The Wolf.” That shit still has legs, man.

Oh, strange! I don’t think I’ve noticed the unpleasant smell with the patties -- just those accursed crumbles. I REALLY wish they’d get Impossibles here, as I’m dying to try those. We had another kind lately and glob help me I can’t remember their name but they were also really good, also no weird smell.

HOORAY, PRINCESS LEIA EGGANA (Lay-a Eggana, omg omg) CHICKEN! Bok bok bok.

YOLKO ONO, OMFG. I thought “Buff Orpington” was hilarious until I got to YOLKO ONO.

Oh my gosh I love the blue-green pinwheely one so much. Nice job!!

I thought this was a hilarious post until I saw *who* posted it, and then I wanted to fucking rage-weep.

Ha ha ha haaaaa omg you poor thing. Right there with you.

I don’t know wtf the difference is between the premade “burger” patties and the “crumbles”? But daaaaamn the crumbles are wretched. They smell like a dank foot when you start cooking them, and they do unpleasant things to my digestive system. :(  We get the burgers all the time, tho, and they’re fab!

Oh no prob! It’s actually the same recipe I use for banana bread — you can sub in basically anything!

CHICKLETS IN FLOWERZ, omg they are adorable. 

Oh what a mess! Our state stores (Alabama) are still open, but they’re basically cordoned off -- three people are allowed in at once, you stand at the front and tell the staff what you want, they fetch it, you pay, you gtfo. And a good thing too, because that’s our only option, since you can’t order booze online and…

Hey if you have Beyond Burger patties where you live, they’re VERY meaty, and you can totally easily crumble ‘em up in the skillet with a wooden spoon, brown, and add to pasta sauce/soup/whatever! We’ve tried a couple varieties of their “crumbles” too, which have been absolutely appalling, but the burger patties are…

WHAT. THEEE. HELL. Oh my god I’d start going everywhere with a nail-studded baseball bat in a thigh holster. Uh, a padded thigh holster, I guess?

TY! It’s a very pleasing color in person! Excepppppt for the spots of white spackle...

Artichokes are amazing in evvvverything! And the soup got finished off with a splash of soy sauce and a crapload of fresh lemon juice. It’s A TRIUMPH. <3

Out of the oven yesterday : yet another loaf of zucchini-cranberry oatmeal bread. (It’s my fave thing in the world right now, and relatively guilt-free!) (No butter! And you’d have to eat almost half the loaf to get the same amt of added sugar you’d get in one can of Coke!) (Okay the cranberries have added sugar too.)

Silent Bob Dylan McDermott Mulrooney Mara Wilson Pickett.

ooo, the nuclear option. dang, girl. :D