Winner winner, [revolting] chicken dinner.

Wait what? What even is going on here? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? :|   |:

As someone who has still not learned her [bitter!] lesson and regularly goes nuts with the dried basil, I lol-ed at this. :)

40 eggs! Wtf! The mind reels! Were chickens tiny back then? Was she using guinea hen eggs? Lark’s eggs?

Oh my god is it the kind like they sell at coffee shops that’re red-coated and have a dried cherry inside? Because I will eat those fuckers like they’re GRAPES and then I will be filled with regret (and chocolate) and then I will do it again.

I like “chickondos” because it also implies that the chickens are very clean and organized, which is pretty much the antithesis of chickendom.

Same with us. We’re a tiny town, and also fairly reliant on tourism, so the local restaurants and bars are a big chunk of our economy. This has to be AWFUL for them, and I really hope they’re able to get some relief from the “small business” portion of the stimulus package, and that it’s enough to see them through the…

Eh, I wouldn’t class this as “expensive” — it’s only slightly higher than Ikea, which is pretty much the bottom end of pricing for Not Complete Garbage furniture. It’s also extremely bland and I’ve already seen all of these things six trillion times, so I’m struggling to understand why it exists at all.

It seems like it SHOULD be more compelling — good cast, decent direction, etc. But I just feel like “I’ve seen this at least twenty times before, and this iteration is not substantively different or improved.”

Did anybody actually watch all of the Jack Ryan dealio? It seems ... competent but forgettable? As in, reading this is the first time I’ve even thought of it since we watched the first 1-2 episodes. “Oh right, shit, that exists and we started it.”

Aw, come on, I really like that show! I am not a boomer! I’m like, the daughter of boomers! 

I made an Isolation Bingo game for our favorite local bar to give out with $$$ cocktail kit orders. If anybody has a bar or restaurant doing takeout and would like to do the same, I can email a pdf and printing instructions. <3 (You’ll need a color printer, cardstock, and some manner of box or even large envelopes to…

He does, however, stand in line at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on South Beverly Drive, because I saw him there once.

Oh okay fine, it can be a WWF-style match instead, and the Snuggle bear can wear a cape and PBD can throw a tiny folding chair at him or something.

I’ll be honest, this interview excerpt makes me want to rewatch Se7en and Contagion just so I can watch her fucking die twice.

That might be true, but it’s not why most of her critics want to tell her to go fuck herself and then slap her unconscious. Fuck her. Fuck her for selling this pseudoscientific and often-fucking-dangerous garbage, fuck her for not using her “platform” and “voice” to fucking actually educate people or turn over the mic…

Fuck, no. I want to stab that annoying twee asshole with a toasting fork. Repeatedly. Then possibly use said fork to prod him down the garbage disposal so that I can REVEL IN HIS SCREAMS. I would also accept “death match versus the Snuggle fabric softener bear.”

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And if your arm is already tired and you enjoy buying small power tools? Get a Dremel with a buffing pad attachment, and use that with the baking soda paste (or BK’sF or whatever). Still takes forever, but it can save your arm/hand/fingers a lot of soreness.

And if your arm is already tired and you enjoy buying small power tools? Get a Dremel with a buffing pad attachment,…

5,400 deaths? Last I saw, the total of US covid-19 fatalities was at about 14,600. (Johns Hopkins and the CDC both are currently showing around 12,700 but I don’t think their totals include today’s numbers.)