“To place both your balls in a partners mouth, then repeatedly slap their nose with your tumescent penis in a vigorous manner, preferably whilst waving your other arm in the air.”

My favorite quote ever from him was when he opened up a press conference this playoffs by saying “You guys know I never complain, but...”

Here’s the thing. I’m a white person from the South. There are plenty of aspects of Southern culture that I am actually pretty proud of: the food, the hospitality, the (albeit superficial) kindness toward strangers and guests in your home. Here’s one I’m not proud of: racism! And you know what the BIGGEST MOST OBVIOUS…

He had a disproportionate amout of oops to alleys here

How many players in the NBA have been as good and as likable as Steph Curry?

But the problem is: If you’re that much of an asshole, you’re not going to be self aware enough to know you’re the giant flaming mega-douche that you actually are. You think you’re awesome, and the world around you is filled with sniveling peons.

It would go something like this:

Completely changes the dynamic of a jump ball if players are allowed to catch it. Players could just attempt to grab it with both hands every time and never tip it out. Turns jump balls into exactly the issue jump balls are trying to solve: wrestling matches for the ball

It’s getting there. And I like it that way.

I regret that I have but one star to give to this post.

(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

Forgetting their two NCAA basketball championships?

Spoiler alert: Sometimes it is fun to root for middling teams. I have UNC fan relatives and to hear them be so miserable in only winning by 10 to Georgia Tech makes it clear that rooting for a better team does not make fandom more enjoyable.

+1.... if a NC State or Wake Forest grad read this to a UNC grad, they’re going to be so mad at you.

That an NC State alumnus only has this and a bass fishing championship to enjoy about NCAA sports. That’s pretty sweet right there.

UNC is working on it, but they haven't found a tutor to write up the Notice of Allegations.

As an NC State alumnus I get a lot of enjoyment out of this case, but my favorite detail by far is that Jan Boxill was their Center for Ethics director. How much sweeter irony can there be?

UNC has vowed to the NCAA that they will look at how a smarter school does institutional control and they’ll copy it.

The city/rural thing is a great point. (Not being sarcastic.) It’s given me pause and I’ll be turning it over for a couple days. Well said.