OK, I’m not the biggest Realms fan, but since it’s a setting that’s more sword-and-sorcery than typical epic fantasy, it opens up a nice opportunity.

“This sounds like a —” rolls dice “— good idea!”

Let’s hope they make room for these guys

“We do know that the film will be written by David Leslie Johnson (The Conjuring 2, Orphan, Wrath of the Titans)“

This movie was overrated 20 yeas ago, probably hasn’t aged well. Plus, this was one of those good but brutal “if you’ve endured it once, you NEVER need to see it again” movies, like Requiem for a Dream.

Some things are better left in their place. I tried watching Judgment Night recently. One of my favorite movies as a 90s kid, utterly awful now. Leave the art alone.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

“It really is a safe choice,” IOC President Thomas Bach said. “We know China will deliver on its promises have the necessary slave labor to build all our shit and not give a fuck how much it costs them.”

Seriously. It’s ok not to like something, but each and every article is becoming a bunch of people rant about how uninterested they are about this or how it’s ruining their perfect vision of how things should be.

That’s just it, though. Not everyone has a problem with Man of Steel.

Thanks, man. These comments are fucking unbearable.

Wow. A lot of you should stop clicking on BvS articles. They have become an echo chamber of hate. It would be interesting, but every single comment is so utterly predictable.

I am waiting for the episode told from the perspective of the animals... as they hunt a Minnesotan Dentist.

Oh yeah.

LexCorp looks like Entertainment 7twenty.

Unfortunately, that’s where we’re at right now in this country. God forbid we just hold people accountable for their actions, regardless of race.

Like clockwork. Instead of personal responsibility, logic, and common sense - throw out the race card because heaven forbid you get treated like everyone else when you’re being an asshole.

...but the upshot is: Megan, who bravely stays behind in case any of her precious students show up at the bunker’s locked door, is eaten by abbies.