New Black, Regular Black, White people, Brown people...why can’t we just be people. I can’t wait for the future where every person is essentially a Gooback. This race thing is just so stupid.

That was all code for — We Can’t Manage or Plan for Shit, so quite often we have raging fires which must be put out at all hours of the day (weekends too) so we might need your sorry ass here at a moment’s notice, and you can’t be an hour away, especially if you use public transit, which has rush and non-rush skeds,…

J. J. Redick is one of the more likeable players in this series. J. J. Redick.

You know you’re repugnant when I find myself actually cheering for the Clippers. Ol’ Yeller the Rockets.

“Hold me back man! Hold me back!”

Something tells me he operates under the Carmelo Anthony philosophy of beefing with another human being- wait until there’s ample separation between you and your opponent, and gesture wildly with a menacing look on your face. If given the opportunity to swing, only do so when you’re safely hiding behind a teammate…

No, that’s clearly a young Mandy Patinkin.

And also, fuck fake tough guy Dwight Howard.

VH1

“This perverted, pantsless, hairy mascot was the face of a historic professional sports franchise.”

“... and I’m QUITE CERTAIN that child has done SOMETHING WRONG at some time in the child’s life. And so, EVEN IF this singular act was not DIRECTLY in response to SAID CHILD’S WRONGDOINGS, YOU CANNOT, I repeat, YOU CANNOT argue that the child did not HAVE IT COMING.”

Absolutely deplorable. I mean, what parent would force their child to attend an AFL game?

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?

Your dog could help protect your child.

How exactly does ND abide by ancient Irish traditions. Does notre dame have ancient irish prayers before and after games? All of the students at ND are irish? According to your line of thought. Being Catholic is the same as being irish (It’s ok to call us the fighting irish, because we are run by Catholics?) Oh, and…

1) UND has the “largest” American Indian Studies program in the nation 2) A good majority of all American Indian Medical Professionals in the US come from the UND Medical School 3) There have been hundreds of scholarships awarded to American Indians to attend UND 4) Every year in April there is American Indian…

My intro to Three 6 Mafia was this song by Project Pat.

Thats not in the Bill of Rights, neither is employment.

Professional sports ≠ legal system.

@bonniegrrl: That's neat. I watch Ticks every time a new Will Smith movie comes out to remind myself that Alfonso Ribeiro was the true "fresh prince."